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  • Tales from the Funny Pharm

    I love my job most of the time. But it does have its moments . . .


    You were a pain in the ass as a child, I'll wager . . .
    If I look in my computer and see that your scripts are not ready yet, I'll politely ask you to have a seat or tell you to feel free to shop around, and when they're ready, I'll call you to the front right away. You won't need to stand in line again. But this woman . . . just. Didn't. Get it. She had seven scripts for herself and two for her husband to be filled. Yet she insisted on sitting fretfully on the bench for a few minutes, waiting until the line was starting to wind into action alley, then get up to go stand in the back of it, huffing and puffing and doing the pee-pee dance. The first time I saw her doing this, I called back in my sweetest voice -

    “I haven't forgotten about you ma'am, I just checked on your order, and they're getting to it as fast as they can.”

    She sighed dramatically and sat back down. The third or fourth time she got in line and approached my counter to see if her meds were ready, I told her that the Pharmacist had them in his hand at that very moment.
    “But that's what you told me fifteen minutes ago!”

    Well yes, that's because he had them in his hands fifteen minutes ago, too. You have NINE scripts needing filled. He can't just grab random drugs off the shelf, willy-nilly and sling them into bags. I once again promise her that as soon as they're ready, I'll let her know. She sits back down, whining loudly about how she doesn't understand why this is taking so long and that she has sick people waiting for her in the car. I keep checking in on the order and breath an inward sigh of relief when they go from being in visual/verify to 'READY'. I turn around to go get them, but the pharmacist on duty is already coming out from behind his counter, a bulging bag of medications in hand. Praise be to Eru, this woman's behavior did not go unnoticed and I now have backup! He can be a little crotchety, but he's pretty good with talking to people, bedside manner, as it were. He explains to miss ants-in-the-pants that the reason the meds took so long is that he noticed one of them was going to cost her over $800 and he'd been on the phone with various companies for at least half an hour so he could get the price honed down to $40. Did she thank him for his trouble, maybe give some exclamation of understanding? Nah, this is customerssuck.

    “Oh! Well I wouldn't have bought it if it was THAT much. I would have told you to take it off.”



    She then proceeds to open the bag of scripts, take each and every last bottle out, and grill the Pharmacist on all of them, causing the line to back up even more. I wonder what happened to those 'sick people waiting in the car'. A cashier from up front arrived at that moment so I could go to lunch, so I don't really know how long it took the poor pharm to get rid of this person, but my nerves had had enough of her at that point. I can't make the RPh work faster. Getting in line over and over and acting like a damn child on a long road trip (Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?) is not going to get you your meds any faster. I realize it's a pain in the butt having to wait, but really, we can't rush this process.

    You didn't just pull that card on . . . yes you did

    Wherein RPh mentioned above shows just how crotchety he can be. Last night, a patient shows up at 8:50 with scripts to drop off, and she wants them tonight. We close at 9. At this point, there are only three people working in the pharm; me, one tech, and one RPh. Strike one, lady comes to me at the register instead of the drop off window. I tell her that if she just steps on down to drop off, Tech will be with her in a moment. He was currently on the phone with a patient that had called a few minutes before Last Customer arrived. A moment later, she calls out to me from drop off, asking is he ever coming? And this is making a really bad impression on her as a first time customer. Oh, woe is us, a first time customer. I explained once again that as soon as he's finished taking the phone call, he'll be right with her, which he was. I'm not gonna go wring the phone out of his hands, slam it onto the receiver, and demand that he go take care of her because she's speshul.

    It's 8:52 now, and he's trying to take her information down and process the script as fast as he possibly can without being rude, and asks Crotchety if we 'have time for one more?'. RPh sighs and reluctantly says “Yeah . . . but tell her not to go anywhere, because we WILL close at 9. She has ten minutes.” He said this in a very loud, carrying voice as well. I was tickled. He and tech rush to fill the scripts and it's 9:01 when RPh staples the bag closed and slings it over the counter at me. He told me to watch my head and closed the grill separating the pharmacy from the registers directly after. I ring Last Customer out, and she then proceeds to ask me all kinds of questions that I can't really answer, asking what time do we open in the morning and can she ask them then, and so on, and so on. Paying no mind to the fact that she's been told multiple times we're closed at 9PM. I guess the closed grill and lights out in the back didn't clue her in, either. I finally got her to go away, told RPh and tech to have a good night, and left for the weekend. I mean really . . . REALLY? I'll never understand what makes people think it's OK to try and force a place to stay open past closing. Sure, it's a Volde-Mart and the place is open 24 hours, but not certain areas, and Pharm is one of those areas. Ugh.
    The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

  • #2
    Suckstomer #1: OMG!!!! *If* I was cranky about a long wait for my meds (and while really really sick I may have been, once or twice) my attitude would definitely be a helluva lot better than that after finding out someone just saved me $800!!!
    Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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    • #3
      “Oh! Well I wouldn't have bought it if it was THAT much. I would have told you to take it off.”

      Of course I don't know what kind of medication we are talking about, but this strikes me as terribly odd. If you get something prescribed, you probably need it. You can 'take something off' in a grocery store when it turns out you have less cash on you than you thought, but medication ?

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      • #4
        So would mine.
        Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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        • #5
          Quoth Festival_Worker View Post
          “Oh! Well I wouldn't have bought it if it was THAT much. I would have told you to take it off.”

          Of course I don't know what kind of medication we are talking about, but this strikes me as terribly odd. If you get something prescribed, you probably need it. You can 'take something off' in a grocery store when it turns out you have less cash on you than you thought, but medication ?
          Oh absolutely you can take one or more of the meds out. If they're all in the same bag, it involves me opening the bag up, locating the meds, removing them and any accompanying paperwork, the security slip on the outside of the bag, and bringing them to one of the pharmacists so they can rebag them/put them back in stock/whatever. Granted, it's a pain in the ass, but we can and do do it quite often. Sometimes people will ask us to hold the more expensive meds until after their payday, and others, yeah, their health just isn't worth spending on, apparently. Before we add water to liquid meds for kids, we have to inform the parents if there's any cost to make sure they still want it, because once we mix it, it'll expire.
          The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

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          • #6
            I've refused medication before when I found out my insurance covers only generic. Instead of a $10 copay, I would've paid $150.

            And crotchety with a bedside manner? That fits my pharmacist to T.
            A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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            • #7
              Lord, if I had 9 prescriptions to fill, I would drop them off and go have lunch or something! I'd expect that to take an hour or more, especially if there were people ahead of me.
              When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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              • #8
                It takes an hour to get 2 prescriptions filled. 9 must give the pharmacists a real headache.
                Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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                • #9
                  hell, if you had just saved me $800, i'd buy pizza for all of you and do the happy dance; hell, maybe even sing (horribly, but i'd be that ecstatic).

                  this broad says NOTHING? wtf, bitch?
                  look! it's ghengis khan!
                  Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Festival_Worker View Post
                    “Oh! Well I wouldn't have bought it if it was THAT much. I would have told you to take it off.”

                    Of course I don't know what kind of medication we are talking about, but this strikes me as terribly odd. If you get something prescribed, you probably need it. You can 'take something off' in a grocery store when it turns out you have less cash on you than you thought, but medication ?
                    Sometimes doctors order the latest and greatest medication because they get free samples from the pharmaceutical reps. Sometimes because it really is the best choice.

                    Any time you get a prescription, you should ask about cost and if there is a less expensive med that will do the job just as well as the newbie brand.

                    I had a patient once who got a script for an abcess for a new, expensive antibiotic that cost about $350. The patient asked me about cost when I gave discharge instructions, and I gave her the truthful answer. She said she didn't have the money to fill it. She had no insurance. She asked if she could get something cheaper. I told her I'd ask, but to bear in mind the wrong kind of antibiotic might not work as well.

                    I went to the doc and explained the situation. He said, "Well, she can fill it or she can die."

                    "There's got to be something she can try," I said. "The prescription does her no good if she doesn't fill it."

                    Grudgingly, he wrote a script for a good, inexpensive broad band antibiotic.
                    They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                    • #11
                      While I don't like SC1s attitude at all, I can understand the "take it off" -- even if it is something you might need, if you don't have $800 for medicine, you don't have $800 for medicine. That's not something you can just say "Oh, I just won't go out to lunch tomorrow". If you don't have it, you don't have it. And for a lot of people, they don't just have $800 sitting around and just available like that.

                      I've had to not get things filled before because the script was going to cost more than we could spare. It sucks, but with the way things are, well, it happens.
                      I am Wolverine.............and Wolverine does not do high kicks.

                      He was a hero to me....and heroes are not supposed to die.

                      Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw!

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                      • #12
                        ShinyGreenApple - All of that is what prompted my escape from Volde-mart. Plus the meth head crowd. Now I work at a mail-order pharmacy. Much calmer, nobody screaming about how long it's going to take, why doesn't my insurance cover this, etc....

                        That first idiot? I can't tell you how many times that happened. We were there until almost 9:30 one night. Told them the same thing, hang out right here and it'll be out in about 5 minutes. Well, 3 pages later, they finally mosey back over, claiming to have never heard the pages. And they had customer-time-dilation in reverse on top of it.

                        Quoth MoonCat View Post
                        Lord, if I had 9 prescriptions to fill, I would drop them off and go have lunch or something! I'd expect that to take an hour or more, especially if there were people ahead of me.
                        That's because they all think that they're the only one getting a script filled.

                        You should have heard some of the ones that would come up when we actually didn't have any customer at drop-off or pick-up, but we had 30 scripts in fill (not to mention the IVR and faxes coming in). They couldn't understand why it would be 30 minutes because "there's nobody here".

                        Quoth Panacea View Post
                        I went to the doc and explained the situation. He said, "Well, she can fill it or she can die."

                        "There's got to be something she can try," I said. "The prescription does her no good if she doesn't fill it."

                        Grudgingly, he wrote a script for a good, inexpensive broad band antibiotic.
                        Don't get me started on doctors writing scripts. There's one that no longer comes in a certain strength and hasn't since about June. Doesn't keep some docs from writing for it!

                        Sometimes I'm sitting there typing in scripts wondering if the doctor is actively trying to kill the patient.
                        It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Pagan View Post
                          ShinyGreenApple - All of that is what prompted my escape from Volde-mart. Plus the meth head crowd. Now I work at a mail-order pharmacy. Much calmer, nobody screaming about how long it's going to take, why doesn't my insurance cover this, etc....
                          I have to say, the customers we get back here in the pharmacy are far more cranky and loony than the ones I got up front, most of the time. However, having worked the front end for almost three years, I wouldn't change a thing now.


                          You should have heard some of the ones that would come up when we actually didn't have any customer at drop-off or pick-up, but we had 30 scripts in fill (not to mention the IVR and faxes coming in). They couldn't understand why it would be 30 minutes because "there's nobody here".
                          I get that a lot with people who know their stuff is colonoscopy prep, or other pre-packaged medicine. "It's not like they have to count it, why is this taking so long?"

                          My manager actually passed on a story to me from a few weekends ago when I was off. He said the line was backed up, as usual, but there was some woman with a small child at the back of the line, screaming and ranting and swearing about how much Volde-Mart sucks, how there's NO way this should be taking this long, how her stuff was supposed to be ready NOW, and she wanted them to give her the prescription back, and so on. It was to the point other customers were staring at her. Nevermind she would have had to stand in line anyways. Manager says he's thick-skinned and pretty laid back (which is true), but even he can only take so much. So he puts on his best friendly customer service smile, calls her to the front of the line, and says he'll take care of her. She happily hoofed on down to the front with a smile on her face, no doubt thinking he was about to kiss her feet and give her the script for free plus gift cards, etc.

                          I wish I could have seen the look on her face when she realized he'd dug her prescription out of the basket and slapped it down on the counter in front of her.

                          "Wait what . . . what are you doing?!"

                          "I'm giving you your prescription back, just like you wanted."

                          He said at that point she was sputtering like a fish out of water and then demanded to see a manager before reading his name badge (PHARMACY MANAGER) in horror and starting to go a bit red and confused. She got huffy and asked him if he was going to apologize to her son for all this mess, since the meds were for him, and manager did give a sincere "I apologize, young man, I'm very sorry." I'm sure he was mentally thinking "that you have this for a mother . . . "

                          He said he was amused for the rest of the day at the thought she probably ended up waiting an hour or more at a different pharmacy. They'd just about been ready to get to that script to fill, too.
                          The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

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                          • #14
                            I get the catbutt face at work when I tell patients their script will take 15 minutes!

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                            • #15
                              Quoth persephone View Post
                              While I don't like SC1s attitude at all, I can understand the "take it off" -- even if it is something you might need, if you don't have $800 for medicine, you don't have $800 for medicine. That's not something you can just say "Oh, I just won't go out to lunch tomorrow". If you don't have it, you don't have it. And for a lot of people, they don't just have $800 sitting around and just available like that.

                              I've had to not get things filled before because the script was going to cost more than we could spare. It sucks, but with the way things are, well, it happens.
                              I agree with this completely. before one of my Ex's many surgeries (this particular one was 17 years ago) the Surgeon perscribed some medication for a sever yeast infection Ex had at the time. we get to the Pharmacy and they tell us that the 3 pills on the perscription will cost $150.

                              I believe at the time I was unemployed and the savings had been exhasuted so........ahhhhhhh no we can not afford that kind of money right now. sorry you had to process that but we can not afford that kind of outlay of cash.
                              I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
                              -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


                              "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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