*bangs head on desk*

[superhotelworker]

LOL *gives Arga cookies* I like your logic.

[shadowpanda]

Banging your head on a desk will hurt, but will probably hurt less than the stress of these moron customers!

[MoonCat]

Guy: "I have bitches."

Is that supposed to impress you? "Why didn't you say so right away, sir? I'll connect you to your friends." Um...just no.

[Imogene]

Me: "Lawyer and a cop. Busy aren't you?"
Guy: "I have bitches."

A cop, a lawyer, and a pimp? Well, at least we know he can incarcerate himself for prostitution, and then defend himself at the trial...

he's a teepee, he's a wigwam.

He's two tents.

[Argabarga]

He's two tacos shy of a combo plate

[HawaiianShirts]

Wow. And to think I've contemplated trying to get a second job working a hotel front desk. Perhaps I'd be better off just reading the stories.

A cop, a lawyer, and a pimp? Well, at least we know he can incarcerate himself for prostitution, and then defend himself at the trial...

Meanwhile, I was trying to figure out how being a cop, a lawyer, and a pimp constituted some kind of threat. "If you don't give me what I want, I'll arrest you! Then I'll sue you! Then my bitches will come beat you with their pink sequin purses and leather boots while complaining about their lazy, cheating baby-daddies!"

Yeah, it doesn't quite work.

Also, don't most cops refer to themselves as "police officers"? And don't most lawyers refer to themselves as "attorneys"?

[superhotelworker]

Yes.. and they are nuts.

The image of getting beat up with pink sequined dressed bitches with purses has me giggling.

[mlmama]

SHW-Me,too. I have a picture in my head of women in short skirts and heels with their little purses, just whackin' away at someone. yeah, i'm a little odd....LOL