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  • #16
    LOL *gives Arga cookies* I like your logic.

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    • #17
      Banging your head on a desk will hurt, but will probably hurt less than the stress of these moron customers!

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      • #18
        Guy: "I have bitches."
        Is that supposed to impress you? "Why didn't you say so right away, sir? I'll connect you to your friends." Um...just no.
        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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        • #19
          Quoth superhotelworker View Post
          Me: "Lawyer and a cop. Busy aren't you?"
          Guy: "I have bitches."
          A cop, a lawyer, and a pimp? Well, at least we know he can incarcerate himself for prostitution, and then defend himself at the trial...
          Quoth weremoogle View Post
          he's a teepee, he's a wigwam.
          He's two tents.
          "I call murder on that!"

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          • #20
            He's two tacos shy of a combo plate
            - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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            • #21
              Wow. And to think I've contemplated trying to get a second job working a hotel front desk. Perhaps I'd be better off just reading the stories.

              Quoth Juwl View Post
              A cop, a lawyer, and a pimp? Well, at least we know he can incarcerate himself for prostitution, and then defend himself at the trial...
              Meanwhile, I was trying to figure out how being a cop, a lawyer, and a pimp constituted some kind of threat. "If you don't give me what I want, I'll arrest you! Then I'll sue you! Then my bitches will come beat you with their pink sequin purses and leather boots while complaining about their lazy, cheating baby-daddies!"

              Yeah, it doesn't quite work.

              Also, don't most cops refer to themselves as "police officers"? And don't most lawyers refer to themselves as "attorneys"?
              I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
              - Bill Watterson

              My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
              - IPF

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              • #22
                Yes.. and they are nuts.

                The image of getting beat up with pink sequined dressed bitches with purses has me giggling.

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                • #23
                  SHW-Me,too. I have a picture in my head of women in short skirts and heels with their little purses, just whackin' away at someone. yeah, i'm a little odd....LOL
                  You can't take the sky from me...

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