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  • The Shoe Saga (long)

    This has been ongoing for weeks. Each time I try to post this story, something new happens.

    About a month ago, a child from the school took part in an after school sports event. After the event, he rushed home, forgetting to change his shoes, leaving his regular school shoes behind. The next day, the staff tried to find them, but had no luck. The only description they had was that they were "black shoes". Looking for them was like looking for a needle in a haystack, because every child in the school wears black shoes. Frustrating, yes. But it was no one's fault besides the student. His mother didn't agree.

    It started off with her ringing up the school each day, asking the same question.

    "Have you found his shoes yet?"

    She got the same answer. "No".

    "Well why not?!!?"

    A few days later, a letter arrived. Inside was a receipt for a pair of shoes, and a note.

    "I expect you to reimburse me for these shoes."

    School called her and said there was no way they were paying. They sympathised with her, but at the end of the day, it is not the schools fault.

    More calls. This time, she wanted to know if the culprit who "stole" her son's shoes had been caught. School told her that they had asked the students during an assembly if they had seen them, but no one came forward.

    About a week later, we had another sports event. Guess who was hanging around at the end of it? She wanted to speak to the teacher in charge of the event. She wants to know why the "investigation" into the missing shoes has ended. The staff are fast losing patience with her. The teacher responded with "This is not CSI. We've looked, we've asked. No shoes. Investigation over."

    She calls back again the next day. She wants us to send a letter home to every parent asking them to check if they have the shoes. She is told no, as it is just harassing the parents. Plus, it's a waste of paper.

    Again she calls.

    "I want you to interview every God damn child in that school until you find those shoes!!!"

    They hung up on her. After that, the calls stopped. Horray!

    Two weeks later....

    Guess who has lost his new shoes!!

    Yep, the boy lost his new shoes after another event. She returned, filled with anger, and now convinced that there was a conspiracy going on, and that someone is out to get her son's shoes. She created a scene at the desk while a co-worker and I tried to calm her down. All of the senior staff had gone home, so it was just us. She screeched the following:

    "Someone stoooolllllllle themmmmm because they were reeeeeeealllly expensiiiiiiiivvveee!"

    "I spent over one hunderd pounnnnnnndddsss on thosssse!!"

    "And you won't help meeeeeeeeee!"

    She went on and on and on. It was all our fault that her fifteen year old son had lost two pairs of shoes in less than a month. We were allowing people to get away with theft. We had ruined her life, and finally,

    "I am callllllliiing the policcceee! They will interview the children and find those shoooooeesss!"

    She stormed out. CW and I nearly fell to the floor laughing.

    The next day, I went into school in the morning to work in the classroom. Oh God! She's there again! She was yelling at the reception staff.

    "Blarggggglllleeraaarrrrr. No one called me. Raaarrrraaaggrrrrrr. Get me the head teacher here now!!!111!!rrrarrrrrr!!"

    She was told the head was in a meeting.

    "I don't carrrrrreeeee!"

    She spotted me.

    "Thiiiiiissss is the man I spoke to last niiiiigggghht! He should have passed on the messaaaaggee!!!"

    I told her that I did pass on the message, but the chances are that no one has got it yet, seeing as the school has been open for five minutes. I had to leave at that point, as I was needed in my class.

    It was the end of the day, and I was on my way home. Oh God! There she is again! She was storming out of the head's office, and she spotted me. She walked right up to me.

    "You probably think I am a horrible person, don't you?!!? Well I am not! I am a very nice woman!"

    I don't know what happened between her and the head, but from the looks of things, it wasn't a happy ending for her.

  • #2
    All I can add is if you have to say you're a nice person, you're probably not.
    Cast in the name of Death, Ye not living.

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    • #3
      Holy frak!
      I don't know what to say.
      How about placing the blame where it belongs, on her son.
      But then this is not a normal person.
      “I don’t have pet peeves, I have major, psychotic hatreds.” -George Carlin

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      • #4
        I was feeling slightly sympathetic toward this woman,as our 9 year old is always losing stuff(even when they have got his name written in them) until I realized her son is 15, bloody hell grow up and get some responsibility,and on a lesser note who the bleeding hell spends £100 on shoes.
        "Light a fire for someone and he will be warm all day,
        set light to someone and he will be warm for the rest of his life" Sir Samuel Vimes

        Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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        • #5
          .....Fail.

          They're shoes...

          Plastic bags, elastic bands and black spray paint will do just as well, ya harpy.
          "...Muhuh? *blink-blink* >_O *roll over* ZZZzzz......"

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          • #6
            That poor boy. I'm sure he got the blame privately, the official blame is probably just for economic reasons.

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            • #7
              If she is confronting you outside the building on your way home from work, then she is personally harassing you and you can get the police involved because it is now criminal activity.
              I was not hired to respond to those voices.

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              • #8
                Why is it I'm thinking she _did_ contact the police, who had great difficulty not laughing in her face over this?

                Seriously lady, get a freaking life or get on your son's case about personal responsibility!

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                • #9
                  He's 15? Easy solution: every time he loses his shoes, he has to go work until he can afford a new pair.

                  Of course, this is the sort of mother that will call the police some day to report that her poor defenseless son has been kidnapped, and when the police start asking questions they'll find out that he's 30 and took a girl out on a date without her permission.

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                  • #10
                    Why the buggery did she spend over a hundred quid on shoes?

                    Priorities - she has none.

                    Rapscallion

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                    • #11
                      The kid probably sold the shoes and is just pretending that he "forgot" them.
                      I was not hired to respond to those voices.

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                      • #12
                        OMG! I was thinking that she was dealing with a 9 year-old, at best. I was thinking she was insane to be buying expensive shoes for a kid like that. He's 15?!?!? Accountability much?

                        I'm with you Poofy_Puff. I think he's selling the blasted things. Worse yet, he's too stupid to hide the fact from Mommy Dearest.
                        Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Rapscallion View Post
                          Why the buggery did she spend over a hundred quid on shoes?
                          My last pair cost me $170 if I remember correctly. That would be about £105 at the current exchange rate. (Not counting the orthotics, which were another $280 or so.)

                          Worth it not to have to walk with a cane though. Everything else aggravates my plantar fasciitis.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
                            I'm with you Poofy_Puff. I think he's selling the blasted things. Worse yet, he's too stupid to hide the fact from Mommy Dearest.

                            It's possible that he legitimately misplaced them the first time but I bet when he saw how fast his mother bought new ones and kept blaming the school for it, he thought, "Hey, my mother is really crazy and gullible. I can haz munnehs."
                            I was not hired to respond to those voices.

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                            • #15
                              And here I was thinking that we wouldn't get any more good stories from you since you left the pub. At least they are not as frequent.

                              Although I am not sure who to feel more sorry for, you are the child. "Child," what am I saying. He's 15.

                              I also don't think that she is a horrible person. Just clueless about the realities of life, or totally psychotic.
                              Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
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