Not AGAIN

[Stryker One]

It's a growth.

Why not just tell 'em it's a tumor or a parasite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BANkMaLJaY4

[Solumina]

That is just a question you shouldn't ask unless it is right after the woman has told you that she is pregnant. You never know what could be going on, she could just carry her weight there, she could have a GI problem that causes lots of bloating, it could be a tumor, she could have some massive complications that make the pregnancy a very touchy subject. You just never know so do not bring the subject up.

[ta2ooed1]

Customer:

~~~~Alternate scenario~~~~~

C: When are you due?

FL: June 27

C: Awww...

FL: 2023. That's the year the overlords return. They'll kill anyone that gets in their way, but I'll be safe on the mothership because I'm bearing the scion. Here's your change, have a nice day.

That's just brilliant!

[Sparky]

Sparky, I think I love you! That second scenario is just EVIL!

Evil? Aw, you're makin' me blush!

[telecom_goddess]

Why not just tell 'em it's a tumor or a parasite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BANkMaLJaY4

Oh now THAT is precious....I love it.