Woman and her fuck buddy meat dildo husband come up to me at work today, ask if we have any Christmas pillar candles.
We do not, and I inform her of this fact. However, we do carry a vast array of jar candles in Christmas scents like pine, cinnamon spice, sugar cookie, and so forth. Perhaps too vast even. We also have a selection of flameless LED pillar candles, which do come in Christmas scents and designs. They have a battery and a switch, and the LED "flame" flickers like a real candle flame, but there is no actual flame, and thus this particular candle is much less likely to burn your house to a crisp. The company is really investing heavily in flameless candles. I almost want one. It would be effortless decoration.
Woman, however, does not like flameless candles, so I tell her there's no other flameless candles. So she stands around and inspects our normal array of decorative candles, harumph-ing and huffing and puffing and sighing like a bratty kid whose just been told she can't annoy everybody with her Justin Bieber CD played at maximum volume any more.
Alas, no apparent indication that her Christmas has been permanently ruined. But we're not to Thanksgiving yet.
We do not, and I inform her of this fact. However, we do carry a vast array of jar candles in Christmas scents like pine, cinnamon spice, sugar cookie, and so forth. Perhaps too vast even. We also have a selection of flameless LED pillar candles, which do come in Christmas scents and designs. They have a battery and a switch, and the LED "flame" flickers like a real candle flame, but there is no actual flame, and thus this particular candle is much less likely to burn your house to a crisp. The company is really investing heavily in flameless candles. I almost want one. It would be effortless decoration.
Woman, however, does not like flameless candles, so I tell her there's no other flameless candles. So she stands around and inspects our normal array of decorative candles, harumph-ing and huffing and puffing and sighing like a bratty kid whose just been told she can't annoy everybody with her Justin Bieber CD played at maximum volume any more.
Alas, no apparent indication that her Christmas has been permanently ruined. But we're not to Thanksgiving yet.
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