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  • Why of course I can pull a steak out of my a**

    SC: "Do you have a Dave & Busters in town?"
    Me: "No, we don't. The closest steakhouse is up at [location 3 miles away], or there is a Greek restaurant about a half mile away that does steak and seafood."
    SC: "No, that's too far; I want to walk to something nearby. I saw a circular sign up the street that looked like Dave & Busters."
    Me: "I assure you, we don't have that chain anywhere in town."
    SC: "But I saw a circular sign!"
    Me: "There are a couple places out there with circular signs. The largest one is a drive-thru coffee stand. But I promise we don't have a D&B. As I said, if you want an actual steakhouse, the closest one is [location 3 miles away], or there is a Greek restaurant that serves steak nearby."
    SC: "Well, what is Kyoto Steakhouse?" [They are just up the street from us.]
    Me: "Kyoto's serves Japanese food cooked on a hibachi grill at large tables. They also serve sushi."
    SC: *catbutt face* "Whatever." *storms out*
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  • #2
    So did the SC want you to build a a Dave & Buster's franchise right there while they waited?

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    • #3
      Quoth Bright_Star View Post
      So did the SC want you to build a a Dave & Buster's franchise right there while they waited?
      What the hell do you mean "wait"?
      "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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      • #4
        Now see, if you would have just told them that the circular sign was a Dave & Buster's, then it would magically have been a Dave & Buster's.

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        • #5
          So. Do you have a Dave and Busters in town?

          *running away now*
          "On a scale of 1 to banana, whats your favourite colour of the alphabet?"
          Regards, Lord Baron Darth von Vaderham, esq. Middle brother to mharbourgirl & Squeaksmyalias

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          • #6
            Oh for petes sake what a nitwit "Durp durp sign is round= WHAT I WANT IT TO BE derp derp-drool-"

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            • #7
              Yes, because Dave & Buster's is the only chain out there with a "circular sign", right?

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              • #8
                I notice your avatar has a circular symbol in it. Do you have a Dave & Busters by your computer?

                *ducks and runs*
                A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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