SC: "Do you have a Dave & Busters in town?"
Me: "No, we don't. The closest steakhouse is up at [location 3 miles away], or there is a Greek restaurant about a half mile away that does steak and seafood."
SC: "No, that's too far; I want to walk to something nearby. I saw a circular sign up the street that looked like Dave & Busters."
Me: "I assure you, we don't have that chain anywhere in town."
SC: "But I saw a circular sign!"
Me: "There are a couple places out there with circular signs. The largest one is a drive-thru coffee stand. But I promise we don't have a D&B. As I said, if you want an actual steakhouse, the closest one is [location 3 miles away], or there is a Greek restaurant that serves steak nearby."
SC: "Well, what is Kyoto Steakhouse?" [They are just up the street from us.]
Me: "Kyoto's serves Japanese food cooked on a hibachi grill at large tables. They also serve sushi."
SC: *catbutt face* "Whatever." *storms out*
Me: "No, we don't. The closest steakhouse is up at [location 3 miles away], or there is a Greek restaurant about a half mile away that does steak and seafood."
SC: "No, that's too far; I want to walk to something nearby. I saw a circular sign up the street that looked like Dave & Busters."
Me: "I assure you, we don't have that chain anywhere in town."
SC: "But I saw a circular sign!"
Me: "There are a couple places out there with circular signs. The largest one is a drive-thru coffee stand. But I promise we don't have a D&B. As I said, if you want an actual steakhouse, the closest one is [location 3 miles away], or there is a Greek restaurant that serves steak nearby."
SC: "Well, what is Kyoto Steakhouse?" [They are just up the street from us.]
Me: "Kyoto's serves Japanese food cooked on a hibachi grill at large tables. They also serve sushi."
SC: *catbutt face* "Whatever." *storms out*
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