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So for two nights now, I've gotten phone calls from a certain nameless pervert. Apparently what he did to Sister Site's three to eleven worker is worse. I'm just getting him post joy I suppose..
His conversation with her was about how he wanted to tear her clothes off and have her on the desk. (She paraphrased).
Mine?
Well goes something like a normal reservation (He doesn't have a very unique voice to me, so I always think it's a new customer). Get all the way to the room part and I get this:
Pervert (P): "Can I have room service?"
Me: "That's not a service we offer at the hotel."
P: "Can you make an exception for me? I'm extremely well built."
*Sidenote: If you have to point it out, no you aren't.
Me: "No sorry, no exceptions. I'd get fired for going into a guests room."
P: "How about if I keep you company at the desk?"
Me: "Not neccesary, but thanks. I'm pretty good at staying awake without help."
P: "What kind of help do you need?"
Me: "None. So is there anything else about your room you need to know? If not, i think we're done."
P: "How about what are you wearing?"
Me: *can't resist this*"Clothes. Goodnight sir."
*click*
Tonight it was just straight to:
"Hey baby, what you wearing?"
UGH! I work at a community business, but I am NOT community property! I'm about ready to take J up on his offer to buy me and B mace.
His conversation with her was about how he wanted to tear her clothes off and have her on the desk. (She paraphrased).
Mine?
Well goes something like a normal reservation (He doesn't have a very unique voice to me, so I always think it's a new customer). Get all the way to the room part and I get this:
Pervert (P): "Can I have room service?"
Me: "That's not a service we offer at the hotel."
P: "Can you make an exception for me? I'm extremely well built."
*Sidenote: If you have to point it out, no you aren't.
Me: "No sorry, no exceptions. I'd get fired for going into a guests room."
P: "How about if I keep you company at the desk?"
Me: "Not neccesary, but thanks. I'm pretty good at staying awake without help."
P: "What kind of help do you need?"
Me: "None. So is there anything else about your room you need to know? If not, i think we're done."
P: "How about what are you wearing?"
Me: *can't resist this*"Clothes. Goodnight sir."
*click*
Tonight it was just straight to:
"Hey baby, what you wearing?"
UGH! I work at a community business, but I am NOT community property! I'm about ready to take J up on his offer to buy me and B mace.
. I make an awesome Guard Gargoyle.
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