Ding that bell one more time and I'll kill you!

[PepperElf]

O M G... the poor kid can't even take a shit without his Mom freaking out that he's not on the phone.
I'd hate to see what happened if he'd ordered porn...


Ice machine sign = Awesomeness

[terakhan]

Now a sadistic person might have hinted something like maybe he had a 'guest', and let the heli-mom's mind do the work.

[Naaman]

Now a sadistic person might have hinted something like maybe he had a 'guest', and let the heli-mom's mind do the work.

NAh, you want to punish Mom, not the paying customer

[bhskittykatt]

Well, just got back from my days off, and the ice machine sign is still there. So either Boss Man is okay with it, or he's just totally oblivious. It's hard to say with him.

[Imogene]

People just call me 'Oco'".

Did he look like this?

[XCashier]

Well, just got back from my days off, and the ice machine sign is still there. So either Boss Man is okay with it, or he's just totally oblivious. It's hard to say with him.

Perhaps your boss has a good sense of humor and left it up.

[bhskittykatt]

Did he look like this?

LOL. I thought of that after I BSed the name to post on the forums and reread it...I was waiting to see if anyone else thought of that. You're the first! *tosses bag of cookies*

Perhaps your boss has a good sense of humor and left it up.

Yeah, I don't have quite that much faith in him. So my money's on oblivious. Or I've just finally worn him down to the point that he won't fight it anymore. That's another strong possibility. I may have finally broken him. (According to CWs, long strings of "WTF? WTH?" coming from Boss Man's mouth can often be attributed to me.)

[CaroPhoenix]

I kind of feel sorry for this guy.

I mean, if he's really old, his own ding-a-ling may no longer give him pleasure when he plays with it!


Mike

The BHSKittyKatt needs to have a bunch of the following:

2 silver bells hanging on a string

and hand them out to all those playing with that door bell.



Why yes, that particular Chuck Berry song is one of my favorites. Why do you ask?

[dalesys]

re:Title

wu-uh-un ringy-dingy

too-woo-oo ringy-dingies

...




Can I be dead yet?

[JustaCashier]

Another thing I've been meaning to post on this thread, is from the Hardware Store I worked at.

The Tool Department, which was toward the front of the store, and within line of sight and earshot of the Cashier area, was probably the only dept where the guys didn't mind, and I think actually appreciated having a bell on their counter, for customers to summon them if they were around the corner stocking, or with another customer. The bells mysteriously disappeared form most other departments.

Anyway, the Inside Garden Department was just inside the entrance door. So, amongst other goodies, wind chimes were right along the path most customers would travel to other parts of the store. It was common for customers (not necessarily being annoying jerks) to brush there hand against them to hear how they sounded, or even for the wind to catch them, when the door opened.

At one point, we had this particular chime, that if hit just right by the wind, or somebody gently brushed it in a particular way, would sound exactly like somebody tapping the bell in somewhat rapid succession. I would often look over to the Tool Desk, when that happened, only to see no customer waiting, or perhaps the Tool Guy helping a customer, and it was certain they weren't playing with the bell.

One day, when the lone Tool Guy was on break/lunch, I heard the familiar sound, looked toward the Tool Desk, and saw no customer, but did see Electrical Guy (their desk was up front as well), heading over there to assist, which they were expected to do if available. I call out to him, "Hey [Electrical Guy]! Does the name 'Pavlov' ring a bell?"


Mike

[Gamegirl]

The sign on the ice machine is awesome. I would have laughed my ass of if I had seen that on an ice machine at a hotel.

Man, I feel sorry for that guy whose mom kept calling. I wonder if he checked into a hotel just to get some peace and quiet.

[ExRetailDrone]

re:Title

wu-uh-un ringy-dingy

too-woo-oo ringy-dingies

...

Yay, Lily Tomlin! Now I want to watch Laugh-In, but the whole series isn't available on DVD

That mom really needs to find a life of her own. Her poor son, having to put up with that. I wonder how close he is to snapping and telling her off.

And I, too, love that ice machine message. Brilliant!