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  • I'm 32, I must still be a toddler

    A call for roadside service came across with no special notes - just basic "Come tow my car" stuff. The call was dispatched and we thought that was that....no...if so, I wouldn't be posting!

    A call came in for an ETA check. Turns out this person is really stranded, meaning they have no one to come and get them to a safe, warm place, which is our primary concern when the ETA is running long. So, she's stuck on the side of the road, in the cold and it was also added that she had her child with her. GAAAAHHH!!! This info would've been helpful when we first received the call!

    We call the contractor we sent the call to and informed them to hurry, it's a woman and child in the car with no place to go.

    They could not get there fast enough because the woman called back again complaining that she was on the side of the road with her child and they needed service now!

    By the third time she called, somehow, I am not sure how - it was revealed that the mother was with her "child" who was 30 years old. Hmmm...

    Weird. Just. Weird.
    "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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    I don't envy you. I wouldn't be able to keep my mouth shut.

    Want me to change their coverage?? he he he he he
    Well fiddle dee dee!!

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    • #3
      Was the boy's name Stuart Larkin?

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      • #4
        Quoth Knifeman View Post
        Was the boy's name Stuart Larkin?


        Oh man, too funny!

        He probably would've kicked the contractor in the nuts for getting too close to the car.
        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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        • #5
          Quoth SnapAddict218 View Post
          I don't envy you. I wouldn't be able to keep my mouth shut.

          Want me to change their coverage?? he he he he he
          Yeah, but you know as well as I do that coverage doesn't matter. This is one of those companies where if you bitch enough to the right people or several people, eventually you will get your way!
          "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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          • #6
            Quoth Knifeman View Post
            Was the boy's name Stuart Larkin?
            The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

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            • #7
              Quoth Knifeman View Post
              Was the boy's name Stuart Larkin?
              "Mommy, my hoo-hoo is getting smaller."
              "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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              • #8
                Guy goes to hook up the car to tow it-

                LEMMEEE DO ITTTT.

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                • #9
                  I tried to post a pic earlier and it didn't work!
                  Last edited by MadMike; 01-21-2007, 05:44 PM. Reason: Did we really need to quote the pic?
                  "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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                  • #10
                    Quoth friendofjimmyk View Post
                    By the third time she called, somehow, I am not sure how - it was revealed that the mother was with her "child" who was 30 years old. Hmmm...

                    I'm 27, and when I'm getting goodnatured teasing at work, I call about "Child abuse!!!!!" When people look at me funny, I say, "Hey, I'm someone's child!!!"

                    I'm not quite right in the head.
                    Unseen but seeing
                    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                    3rd shift needs love, too
                    RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                    • #11
                      [stuart] NOOOOO![/stuart]



                      I have gotten to the point that when someone is referring to their child, I have to to ask how old the child is, because half of the time, the answer is "20-something"
                      -"One ring to rule them all!"-Elias
                      -Ask yourself, "WWRKHTSCCJ:TMD?"

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                      • #12
                        "Stuart, what does Momma say about the hookin' up of the cars?"

                        "I don't wanna say!"
                        Shut up and jump.

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                        • #13
                          Am I the only one who does NOT find Staurt/MAD TV the least bit amusing?
                          I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                          Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Bella_Vixen View Post
                            Am I the only one who does NOT find Staurt/MAD TV the least bit amusing?
                            Probably.
                            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Bella_Vixen View Post
                              Am I the only one who does NOT find Staurt/MAD TV the least bit amusing?
                              I never found him amusing either.

                              I have been guilty of talking about my babies and people asking me how old my babies are. They give me a strange look when I tell them my babies are 13 years old, 11 years old and 8 years old. Well, to me they are still my babies.
                              Do not annoy the woman with the flamethrower!

                              If you don't like it, I believe you can go to hell! ~Trinity from The Matrix

                              Yes, MadMike does live under my couch.

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