another tale of scamming failure

[Gibbo]

Yesterday I posted a story about someone who was caught putting magazines down the front of his coat and he was back in tonight.

Me = Your storyteller
CW = The matriarch of the petrol station
Annoying smeghead who won't leave us alone = Just crawl into a corner and die already!

I was serving a customer and ASWWLUA was standing right behind him. CW kept asking if she could serve him but he insisted that he wanted me. After I had finished with my customer the following happened

ASWWLUA - You know that <uk supermarket behemoth(not us)> mobile voucher you sold me earlier?
Me - We don't sell <uk supermarket behemoth> vouchers here
ASWWLUA - You do. You sold me one.
CW - We don't do <uk supermarket behomoth> vouchers
ASWWLUA - Well I've bought them here before.
Me and CW - We've never done them.
ASWWLUA - I've bought them here before
CW - Well we've never sold them here.

Now ASWWLUA realises that he isn't going to get anywhere and left. This isn't the first time he's tried to scam money out of us as he bought a voucher from me once and came back the next day saying that I hadn't given him his change when actually he had paid the right amount for it.

He'd been in earlier in the day and stolen chocolate as well. The thing is he had been arrested for stealing from us several times and has been told that he is not allowed on the site and yet he still does it.

[Gibbo]

We've got the police on him several times and he has been arrested for trespassing onto the site and stealing.

[LillFilly]

I'd say call the police next time you see Smeeeee-heeeee (points for the reference) in your store, or, do you happen to own a guitar?

[dbuzman]

When he comes in do not say anything to him other than "you have been banned from here and you know it, leave now or we will call the police". Don't answer any questions or say anything else.

If he doesn't leave call the police. Do this and nothing else each and every time you see him.

[Racket_Man]

I'd say call the police next time you see Smeeeee-heeeee (points for the reference) in your store, or, do you happen to own a guitar?

Red Dwarf???? at least that is where I first became familiar with the term Smeghead

[Gamegirl]

When he comes in do not say anything to him other than "you have been banned from here and you know it, leave now or we will call the police". Don't answer any questions or say anything else.

If he doesn't leave call the police. Do this and nothing else each and every time you see him.

This is very good advice.

[Victoria J]

I'd say call the police next time you see Smeeeee-heeeee (points for the reference) in your store, or, do you happen to own a guitar?

Red Dwarf???? at least that is where I first became familiar with the term Smeghead

Red Dwarf ~ Kryton attempting and failing to swear when Lister was breaking his programming and teaching him to be rude, lie and generally stick up for himself.

Victoria J.

[Sapphire Silk]

I'd say call the police next time you see Smeeeee-heeeee (points for the reference) in your store, or, do you happen to own a guitar?

Hmm. I was thinking Hook, myself (Peter Pan).

[MaseMan]

Yeah, you can't give scum like that an inch, or they'll take a mile. You need to be very firm and tell them to get out, or they'll just start taking advantage of your store again.

[Gibbo]

He needs to be locked up as it's obvious that he just doesn't care. It won't matter how many times he'll get thrown out he'll just keep coming back like some sort of annoying dalek. We are supposed to have a security guard but they are nearly always in the store as that is the "priority".

I know that Red Dwarf has a big american following, that's why I used it.