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Here are some iron clad rules for hotels that run breakfasts for the guests
1. We open at 7am Yes 7am not a minute before, don't stand outside an hour before or call at 5 in the morning asking if you can get some stuff now. If you will be gone before opening time talk to us at night we can give you stuff. No we will not brew coffee for you in the morning there's a machine in your room that does that.
2. What you see is what you get Plain and simple we cannot adjust our meals to fit any dietary/health restriction you have. We aren't going to carry special foods just for you. Bitching and moaning achieve nothing
3. Just a minute Very few people drink decaf therefore we don't have a pot waiting we will brew up one on request. Don't throw a hissy because of the wait time. There's decaf in your room you know
4. You have a T.V. in your rooms You are in the breakfast room for breakfast only. If people are already watching something ask if it's okay to change it. Don't whine to me about someone changing it, it's not the end of the world. Don't jack up the volume so loud no one else in the room can hear one another
5. If we are running low on something tell us Don't walk into the kitchen area and help yourself
6. Obey the cook times we have posted Nothing's worse that shutting off the smoke detector because you had to toast the bagels until they burned.
7. Don't be pigs You drop something pick it up. Don't leave a cream cheese covered knife on the toaster. Wipe up spills.
8. We aren't babysitters Don't send your kids unattended into the room so you can have some peace and quiet. They are your responsibility.
9. If you are not a guest you're not getting anything I feel for you but my hands are tied. Telling me long drawn out sob stories or worse trying to sneak in is not acceptable. There are soup kitchens/food banks nearby that will help out.
10. We're closed Don't scream at us because you slept an hour later we put everything away, we've locked up. Better luck next time kid.
1. We open at 7am Yes 7am not a minute before, don't stand outside an hour before or call at 5 in the morning asking if you can get some stuff now. If you will be gone before opening time talk to us at night we can give you stuff. No we will not brew coffee for you in the morning there's a machine in your room that does that.
2. What you see is what you get Plain and simple we cannot adjust our meals to fit any dietary/health restriction you have. We aren't going to carry special foods just for you. Bitching and moaning achieve nothing
3. Just a minute Very few people drink decaf therefore we don't have a pot waiting we will brew up one on request. Don't throw a hissy because of the wait time. There's decaf in your room you know
4. You have a T.V. in your rooms You are in the breakfast room for breakfast only. If people are already watching something ask if it's okay to change it. Don't whine to me about someone changing it, it's not the end of the world. Don't jack up the volume so loud no one else in the room can hear one another
5. If we are running low on something tell us Don't walk into the kitchen area and help yourself
6. Obey the cook times we have posted Nothing's worse that shutting off the smoke detector because you had to toast the bagels until they burned.
7. Don't be pigs You drop something pick it up. Don't leave a cream cheese covered knife on the toaster. Wipe up spills.
8. We aren't babysitters Don't send your kids unattended into the room so you can have some peace and quiet. They are your responsibility.
9. If you are not a guest you're not getting anything I feel for you but my hands are tied. Telling me long drawn out sob stories or worse trying to sneak in is not acceptable. There are soup kitchens/food banks nearby that will help out.
10. We're closed Don't scream at us because you slept an hour later we put everything away, we've locked up. Better luck next time kid.
What did they serve your milk in at the school cafeteria? Around here you can still get all the way up to half gallons in boxes. Then on top of regular milk, there is this stuff called parmalat that comes in a box and doesn't have to be refrigerated. 
. I just hope no one sees him taking more food and thinks he's just being greedy, but I think everyone knows a toasted bagel and a cup of juice and one of coffee or tea aren't going to keep well for later!!
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