5 More Hours Until Vacation

[AtDIelement]

Why do the worst SCs come in right before you go on vacation?

SC: I would like a gift card please!
Me: Do you have an account with us?
SC: NO! Why the fuck does that matter?
Me: We only are able to make them for customers. If you'd like, we can open an account and I'd be able to get the gift card for you.
SC: This is bullshit, just make the fucking card! Use your account or something.
Me: For one, I would ask you to watch you language as there is children in the branch. And two, that would get me fired.
SC: I don't fucking care about no kids, and I don't fucking care about your job. Make the fucking gift card or so help me, I will make you regret this... I'll have your job.
Me: I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

He goes huffing out screaming obsentities about myself and the company I work for.

Next customer: Why would he think you'd sell gift cards to non-customers? It's obviously a perk to having an account.
Me: You'd be surprised at how much this happens.
NC: Fucking prick.
Me: You're able to say things I can't.

NC is the man.

[NateTheChops]

My only advice is to not count the hours. That's what makes it even longer.

It's almost like fate is saying, "So you want time off and you want to get paid for it? Well lets see how strong your fortitude is as I fling every possible reason for you to get terminated completely at you."

Enjoy the Vacay.

[AtDIelement]

Thanks. It worked at well that a certain xpac is coming out for something this week.

I swear I didn't plan it.

[NateTheChops]

That's what vacations are for.

[bankworking]

Yes, we get yelled at a lot for our customer-only services. What gets me is that it only takes $5 to open an account with us, and that's an account with no monthly fees or direct deposit requirements or any of that bs. So, seriously, if you aren't even interested in putting $5 into the institution ($5 you could later withdraw if you closed the account later), why do you think anyone would care about what you think?

NO free coin counter for you. NO free notary for you (though we do give the free notary service to military, account or not). NO $1.25 gift card. Oh, and NO check cashing unless it's written off of one of our own accounts, and even then, you're getting charged a fee for it. Open up an account, or go to wherever you have an account open. Just don't bother me.

[chainedbarista]

vacation time? sweet. *rolls in the hot tub* champagne and chocolates too, sir?

[ExRetailDrone]

Thanks. It worked at well that a certain xpac is coming out for something this week.

I swear I didn't plan it.

Have fun on the 7th!

I haven't played the game myself in months, otherwise I would be waiting impatiently for it to launch. Instead, I've been buying way too many PS3 games

[OfficeSlug]

Thanks. It worked at well that a certain xpac is coming out for something this week.

I swear I didn't plan it.

Might be PuGGing with you in randoms. Justice points, baby!

[C. Cecil Ivanish]

Why do the worst SCs come in right before you go on vacation?

I think that they can actually smell it. You know, like they say of dogs who can "smell fear"? SCs can "smell joy" and try to kill it in any way they can.

Next customer: Why would he think you'd sell gift cards to non-customers? It's obviously a perk to having an account.

I'm lacking background (I don't know how gift cards work in banks), so I might actually imagine that a non-habitual customer might think that anybody can get a gift card, possibly by... whatever, adding money on it, something. But you told him that gift cards are perks reserved to account holders. You even offered him to help him open an account, as I guess is your duty to. His choice was easy. Either open an account and get a gift card or NOT open an account and NOT get the gift card, possibly apologising for the misunderstanding/ignorance (this last part optional, of course). But he picked the low road. How smart of him.

[Darkforge]

<snip>Me: that would get me fired.
SC: I'll have your job.</snip>

So let me get this right, either you will get fired or you will get fired, so where is the incentive to help the SC?

man, at least my SC's try and give me a reason to break the law for them before I shoot them down.