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Quoth customersruinmylife
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Yes, I do work here
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How come people use their kids to blame you and (try to) make you feel bad?
When he calls again you answer "Well, sir, you were the ()o() who thought I'm unworthy to handle your requests. Well I now am fully convinced that we are totally unworthy to hire classes to you. Thank you, your Holeiness..."
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I'm hearing this in the dwarven merchant voice, for some reason...Quoth JustaCashier View Post
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No, no, no! When he calls back and asks for a certain booking time, tell him that it's no longer available because someone called after he did the first time and booked that period.Quoth Daemonmonkey View PostWhen he calls again you answer "Well, sir, you were the ()o() who thought I'm unworthy to handle your requests. Well I now am fully convinced that we are totally unworthy to hire classes to you. Thank you, your Holeiness..."
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Quoth Fire_on_High View PostI'm hearing this in the dwarven merchant voice, for some reason...
Ahhhhhh! And me not being a gamer*, would not have heard that voice in my head, amongst the dozens of others!
*Yeah, had to do some Googling!
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Why not Lord High Executioner? And put this twatpocket on your "little list"?Quoth Skeksin View PostPWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
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Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - DresdenComment
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yeah i like how the dad said that it's all your fault that the kids can't play football inside.
no. it's his f'ing fault for being so f'ing slow on calling up.
i'd say "what does he expect you to do - force someone else to reschedule to meet his needs?" except... i'm betting he'd say "Yes"
and i'm looking forward to seeing what happens when the other guy calls back. muahaha.Comment
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Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - DresdenComment
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I do have an update on this thread. Unfortunately it concerns the whiny baby story rather than the guy who didn't believe I worked there (he hasn't called back)
Whiny Baby called back.
WB: OK, I have decided I would like to hire the sports hall on Thursdays between 6:30 and 7:30.
Me: I am very sorry, as I said on our last call, our sports hall is very busy at this time of year. I do not have anything between 6 and 7 free. I could give you between 7 and 8 though.
I do not know what he said. It was something along the lines of "BLAARRRGGLEBLARRRGLLLEEERRRRRAAAAAAA!" and hung up.Comment
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Oh, that. He's just trying to summon Chtulhu or something. Nothing serious.Quoth customersruinmylife View Post"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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Go Miskatonic Pods!Quoth MaseMan View Post Maybe it's Chtulhu's sports team he's trying to organize.
Go!
Go!
Go!
*waves her foam Chthulhu is #1 finger around*
Ummm ... Yes, the Whiny Baby caller is annoying and needs to get his stuff together before he calls. And he needs to learn how to accept defeat gracefully.Comment
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And now, the Miskatonic Fight Song!Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh
Cthulhu R'lyeh
wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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