I need to get a life and other stories....

[darkcrimsongoth]

Hello!

Now store policy is that we check a4 size bags or larger.

Let me explain how this went down.

I need a life.....

Me: Me XD
Cranky bitch who works in the center I do.: CB

Me: *finishes bagging and giving change*
Me: Oh could I please check your bags? *MEANING A4 SIZE AND OVER*
CB: *mutters loud enough for me to hear* You need to get a life.
Me: *stunned....brain is going
Me: Sorry it's store policy...
CB: *Mutters something I don't catch and walks away.*

WTH?

Woman's Rights Lady

Me: *finishes serving*
Me: And could I please check your bag? *MEANING A4 SIZE AND OVER*
Crazy Lazy (CL): What? No one's allowed to look in my handbag! *Note: her handbag is under A4 size* I fought for woman's rights years ago to stop this happenening!!! What if a little boy looks in my bag and sees my meds?

*Note: At this point, I'm going WTF in my head.*

CL: My handbag is PERSONAL!
Me: I meant the shopping bags.

*facepalm*

Crazy Tissue Paper Lady

Starring me again!

Me: *puts gift box in bag. Notices some tissue paper from box. Scrunches it up*
CTPL: *looks at what I'm doing.* NO NOT THAT!!!!!! *tries to yank ball of tissue paper out of my hands. Gives me a look that clearly says, "you idiot."
CTPL: Can I have another piece?
Me: Fine. *Gives her tissue paper that we wrap stuff up in.*

So after these fine people, I'm like
Not my month so far.
I can has hugs and vodka?

[fireheart]

Re the Women's rights lady....why would a little boy care about her meds? Seriously, unless the medications have the label "FOR HERPES" or "FOR CONSTIPATION" or "FOR DIAORHEA (sic)" printed across them in big letters, I doubt anyone will care.

[dalesys]

... for being a RAGING BOINKANOUGHT ...



Kid: "So lady ya ain't getting none? Neither am I."

[MoonCat]

That is just....wtf...seriously...

How did she go from you looking in her bag to a little boy (what little boy???) looking in there? And how is a little boy seeing her meds going to harm him? What the hell does any of that have to do with women's rights? Somehow I think Elizabeth Cady Stanton had other things on her mind than the privacy of her handbag.

Not to mention you weren't even talking about the handbag...

[Mytical]

Which is when I would then become very suspicious of what was in said handbag...

[chainedbarista]

she needed to take said meds prior to coming in methinks. wow, nutcases across the board.

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

If a little boy sees her meds he might become a male chauvinist. Schah! Duh!

[Kristev]

I don't believe Susan B. Anthony was arrested because she wouldn't let someone rummage through her petticoats. Wasn't she the woman who kept getting arrested for voting?

[chainedbarista]

damn them wimmens and their unreasonable demands; next thing you know, they'll be wanting to wear pants, work outside the home and own things...oh wait.

[Kristev]

And have custody rights to the children, and decide if they even want to be pregnant, or married, and run for President . . .

[CaroPhoenix]

And if they want to have their meds in their handbags and then traumatize little boys with said meds in handbags.

It's a vicious cycle I tell ya.

[dalesys]

Our big mistake wasn't letting them join the Army...
Or wear pants...
Or vote and hold public office...
Or be a non-chattel at law...
Or be educated...
Or choose their pregnancies...
Or wear shoes...












It was teaching them to talk!



(Like our mothers taught us....)

[darkcrimsongoth]

I have no idea what the bag lady was on about. I'm thinking, what are you on about? How did we go from woman's rights to meds?

Lady I think you need to be on some meds. T_T