As of today, I have exactly one week until sweet, sweet freedom comes to me in the form of unemployment.
I know you don't serve it...
Dear old asshole who ordered two egg sandwiches this morning,
We haven't served breakfast in over three years - the reason being that it was not profitable enough, so in order to cut costs and remain open for business, we stopped breakfast. Yes, I do see the irony of the situation, what with seeing how the restaurant is shutting the doors December 31st, but that's beside the point. The point is that you cannot have the egg sandwiches. Also, after I pointed out the "no breakfast" situation, you replied "oh, I know you guys don't serve breakfast anymore." My only response to that is : "you go to hell. You go to hell and you die."
Sincerely,
Guitardude1987
You're quite needy.
A trio of retards entered the restaurant and proceeded to take ten minutes to place their orders because of the "editing" they needed to do.
Retard #1 couldn't have her side vegetables served on the same plate as her steak because she didn't like to "mix flavors".
Retard #2 couldn't have his sweet tea too sweet because he didn't want his teeth to rot. I resisted pointing out the fact that most of his teeth were decaying from his constant meth consumption. He also did not want his chicken strips too large or too small - but "in the middle."
Retard #3 asked if there was any way we could mash up his chicken fried steak so that he could eat it without having to put in dentures. In order to force him to equip his dentures, I told him that we had nothing with which to "mash up" the steak.
Retard #1 needed three separate forks/spoons with which to eat her food because she didn't want the residue of the corn to mingle with her steak or her green beans. "Mixing flavors is disgusting." I wanted to point out that she was mixing three different flavors by having grilled onions and brown gravy topping her steak, but thought better of it.
I know you don't serve it...
Dear old asshole who ordered two egg sandwiches this morning,
We haven't served breakfast in over three years - the reason being that it was not profitable enough, so in order to cut costs and remain open for business, we stopped breakfast. Yes, I do see the irony of the situation, what with seeing how the restaurant is shutting the doors December 31st, but that's beside the point. The point is that you cannot have the egg sandwiches. Also, after I pointed out the "no breakfast" situation, you replied "oh, I know you guys don't serve breakfast anymore." My only response to that is : "you go to hell. You go to hell and you die."
Sincerely,
Guitardude1987
You're quite needy.
A trio of retards entered the restaurant and proceeded to take ten minutes to place their orders because of the "editing" they needed to do.
Retard #1 couldn't have her side vegetables served on the same plate as her steak because she didn't like to "mix flavors".
Retard #2 couldn't have his sweet tea too sweet because he didn't want his teeth to rot. I resisted pointing out the fact that most of his teeth were decaying from his constant meth consumption. He also did not want his chicken strips too large or too small - but "in the middle."
Retard #3 asked if there was any way we could mash up his chicken fried steak so that he could eat it without having to put in dentures. In order to force him to equip his dentures, I told him that we had nothing with which to "mash up" the steak.
Retard #1 needed three separate forks/spoons with which to eat her food because she didn't want the residue of the corn to mingle with her steak or her green beans. "Mixing flavors is disgusting." I wanted to point out that she was mixing three different flavors by having grilled onions and brown gravy topping her steak, but thought better of it.
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