This may be the ultimate tribute to the sucky customer: Twenty notes on the customer's account, starting two months ago and all containing the phrase, "Customer sounded intoxicated."
I'd give a dialog, but I spoke with him for 40 minutes and I still didn't have the dimmest idea what he was getting at. However, a few snippets I think I managed to puzzle out... I know a few phrases of drunkspeak:
Caller: I'm thinking about having you all arrested.
Caller: My lawyer says I should rip out all your stuff and charge you for the damage I caused.
Caller: Major lawsuit. Major, major lawsuit.
Caller: I'm going to be rich when I'm done with you.
Caller: $10 credit. That's what I really want.
Yeah... whatever.
I'd give a dialog, but I spoke with him for 40 minutes and I still didn't have the dimmest idea what he was getting at. However, a few snippets I think I managed to puzzle out... I know a few phrases of drunkspeak:
Caller: I'm thinking about having you all arrested.
Caller: My lawyer says I should rip out all your stuff and charge you for the damage I caused.
Caller: Major lawsuit. Major, major lawsuit.
Caller: I'm going to be rich when I'm done with you.
Caller: $10 credit. That's what I really want.
Yeah... whatever.
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