If this was some kind of joke, you're not funny at all. (Gross)

[TonyF]

The way I saw it, this was not accidental.


I'm in the manager's office speaking with another co-worker when the shift manager walks in. He has a disgusted look on his face. He lets me know that there was an incident in the mens' room. I'm assigned to go clean it up since I've always been the guy to do it.

To be honest, a lot of my co-workers have weak stomachs where I can stand a bit more and, most of the time, the restroom incidents are not so bad to stomach. So, I'm thinking that it's probably just a toilet clogged with waste and toilet paper, which is something I've cleaned and unclogged numerous times.

I put on some gloves and walk in there and, man......

Here comes the gross part...

The entire toilet was covered in diarrhetic, soupy-like waste. The top of the toilet bowl was covered, it was dripping to form a puddle on the floor. The front of the backtank was covered. There was more of this waste on the wall and it even got on the toilet paper. On top of all of that, I could smell it.

Someone deliberately aimed and fired at these spots. There is no possible way to accidentally hit these areas, not even if you were rushing as if it was going to come out any second.

Many thanks to the very classy person who did this.

[Kristev]

Consumers are very good at that.

[Rebel1012]

When you have to mop said poop off the ceiling and walls.........thats when you know they really tryed to make a mess for you.

And yes i have had that situation happen.

[Subspace_Relay]

I had something like that in the lady's room at work once. Gross as hell. Impressive, but gross. Admittedly, mine was easily explicable as someone obviously getting halfway down during a potty emergency and not quite making it...or one of those strange females who hovers over the toilet being knocked off course by the force of her own bowels, now that I think of it.

My poor manager, Marti, she was just white as a sheet when she came and got me. Probably took a good thirty minutes to fully clean up. I'm luckily able to dissociate what the mess is from cleaning it (it is a mess, nothing more...air freshener and hydrogen peroxide cleaning fluid being abused helps). No one else in my store seems to be able to, judging by the greenness of their gills when one of these comes up.

[Mr. Anubite]

When I was in Tenth Grade, the administration at my school went on lockdown over something like this. For a period of about a month, someone(s? They never found out who or how many people were involved) would do something like this DAILY. In just about every restroom. It wasn't uncommon for the custodians to close every bathroom except for one male and one female, which is shitty (see what I did there?) in a school with 1700 students. They actually had to hire a new team of custodians with a different company, as the then-current team quit, and the old company refused to send another team.

I won't go into the specifics, but it was terrible. As in, on the ceilings and everything (shudders).

[Daemonmonkey]

No wonder more and more restrooms are being equipped with surveillance cameras.

[Amethyst Hunter]

Man...we humans really haven't evolved very much, have we? Even our monkey DNA-cousins are classier and cleaner than that.

[telecom_goddess]

No wonder more and more restrooms are being equipped with surveillance cameras.

That can't be right....can it? I just don't see that happening.

[LadyAndreca]

That can't be right....can it? I just don't see that happening.

I can see one pointed down the aisle of stalls, or at the sinks, or over the door. Maybe over the door on the outside would be a compromise customers would accept? In the stalls or where urinals can be seen, no way. It's kind of like a dressing room, you want the camera positioned to see who came and went and with what, but not recording anything indecent.

[csquared]

And people complained about the rest room at the gas station I worked at. I never found anything like that.

If I ever did, it would not have been too bad to clean up. It was tiled from floor to ceiling with a floor drain. Break out the hose.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

No wonder more and more restrooms are being equipped with surveillance cameras.

That can't be right....can it? I just don't see that happening.

Ask Chuck Berry.



I'll leave now...

[dalesys]

Ask Chuck Berry.

Didn't he record "Check Me Out"?

I installed a hidden camera with a timelapse VCR *outside* a mens room that was getting beshatten.