1. Claim that you didn't know how to find the page of instructions I helped you navigate to today, then claim you followed them to the letter yesterday.
2. Tell me that your lack of knowledge of how to copy and paste is a defect in our product.
3. Take back two-year-old software and resell it without telling us until AFTER the sale.
4. Tell me you are computer illiterate on one breath and use the next to tell me what you are absolutely sure is going wrong with your computer.
5. Keep re-dialing our number in the hopes that Someone will pick up when nobody CAN pick up. Just leave a damn message.
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2. Tell me that your lack of knowledge of how to copy and paste is a defect in our product.
3. Take back two-year-old software and resell it without telling us until AFTER the sale.
4. Tell me you are computer illiterate on one breath and use the next to tell me what you are absolutely sure is going wrong with your computer.
5. Keep re-dialing our number in the hopes that Someone will pick up when nobody CAN pick up. Just leave a damn message.
Feel free to add your own...
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