Because I want my vag to smell like Christmas...

[friendofjimmyk]

Whatever did we do without this stuff? We didn't worry about it, that's what we did.

Now, there have been some recent feminine product inventions that have, say, revolutionized that time of the month - like you mentioned the wipe that goes with that one pad - I can understand that because sometimes, during those heavy flow times - toilet paper just won't do the trick for run over.

I was estatic when they invented wings for the little buggers.

However, another poster was right - the stuff that makes it "smell" good is only chemicals and nothing that I would want to put down there!

However, this is probably all more information then most men would ever want to hear.

Like the one commercial that they put out a few years ago - the one that stated when a woman who is on her period rises up from a sitting position - her flow will increase 3000 times or something like that. The announcer was saying that as they showed a lady in the audience at a play or symphony concert or something - she was smiling in her seat and then stood for the applause and got this look on her face that I have gotten on a few occasions while standing up during that time - however, that's not information everyone needs to know watching prime time tv!!!

[Dreamstalker]

What's next? Buffalo wings scent for the guy's benefit?

Thank Cthulhu I've learned to tell by the thread title alone whether it's "drink-safe".

*wonders if I'll be able to look at buffalo wings again without laughing*

Noelegy, my mom can get that soap in Ireland and they let her bring it back into the States. It's called "Femfresh" and it's great. They make wet wipes as well.

[Phone Jockey]

How about Piña Colada..I can be her litttle cabana boy.

OMG, you went there! Hilarious! Make sure you high-five her afterwards.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Mmm...,apple pie maybe?

So that you can reenact American Pie without wasting perfectly good baked goods?

And as long as we're talking about interesting scents you might find in those little trees, there's one we have at the store called "Victory Lane". It's a checkered flag tree with a scent I haven't been able to positively identify. If nothing else it would be an interesting name for a feminine hygiene product.

[ToasterQueen]

For heavens' sakes, just hang one of those little pine-tree shaped air fresheners down there and you're good to go.

Who knows? Maybe she was trying to be 'seasonal.'

[tollbaby]

There's a sanitary pad that's advertised as being 'discreet' because it has a soft wrapper, and if you open it in a bathroom stall nobody else will hear the paper crinkling. There's another one that comes wrapped with a little wet wipe -- suddenly toilet paper isn't good enough when you're on the rag.

Actually, i've been using flushable diaper wipes since I had kids during *that time*, because yes, it does make me feel cleaner than just using toilet paper. And I can so totally see the appeal of the first one! (I'm always really embarassed to open a "package" in a public washroom, because EVERYBODY knows what it means!)

[Cia]

she grabbed the peppermint!

She said she screamed and it subsequently killed the mood for any nookie.

The day after she told us this story, one of the other bartenders stuck a peppermint patty in the cash drawer, so when she opened it - she saw it. It became a running joke to stick peppermint patties wherever she may run into one.

I can't believe she actually told you guys. Definately a TMI moment. Hilarious but TMI.

[thegiraffe]

Buffalo wings? How about beer for the guys?

That oughta keep 'em coming back for more lol.

[Posture Moll]

She grabs the bottle, runs back to the bedroom, lays down, gets a handful and applies - only to realize she did not grab the vanilla - but rather - she grabbed the peppermint!

She said she screamed and it subsequently killed the mood for any nookie.

*shakes her head*

Even if she had grabbed the vanilla, she probably would have gotten a nasty yeast infection if there was any sugar in it. You know, if more people would actually go out and buy scientifically tested things like scented lubes and sex toys, there wouldn't be so many bedroom mishaps and ghastly intimate injuries.

But then, I would lose one of my major sources of lulz.

[SongsOfDragons]

I agree that lot of people don't know how many chemicals are involved in creating those smells. You think they actually just crushed up a pine cone and put the remants on whatever is supposed to smell like pine? No way. It's all chemicals, some of which I wouldn't want anywhere near my nether regions.

That said, and while we're on the subject of scents - I try and buy all my perfume from Fragonard (the ones in the gold aluminium bottles!!) 'cause I know they only use alcohol and aromatherapy oils. I visited their Nice perfumery last summer. Also the stuff you get out of specialist soap shops we have in England that isn't called the Body Shop.

[BusBus]

How about beer for the guys?

I dunno.....might lead to a 'yeast' infection.

*ducks onslaught of pine-scented products*

Thank You! I'll be here all week!

[Kusanagi]

This thread has both made me strangely aroused and hungry.

As a male though, I have to say I have always enjoyed the, ahem, natural scent, as long as they are hygenic! If you want any type of scent or flavor, they DO make scented and flavored oils that don't run the risk of upsetting any balances and are useful in so many more ways...

[Broomjockey]

I just would like to say, after reading this thread...


I have never been more glad to be a guy.

The stuff you ladies put up with... no thank you.

Any other comments will be with-held for fear of lynching

[Kusanagi]

The stuff you ladies put up with... no thank you.

You mean, us?

[zzapp the witch]

Since this thread had already gone everywhere but here, I'm just going to say:

I smell good.

/sniffs underwear and puts them back on.

Now we're rounded out.