Oh, oh where to begin.....first, I'll pick up all the hair i ripped out of my skull.....oh. anyways....
People? Do me a favor, next time you go in for a battery, and you feel the need to bring in the device cause you don't know what kind of battery it takes....please, please dont bring it if it's inappropriate....for instance, this nice little happening..::
Me-Unawares Retail Assoc
The Perverted Couple- We knoweth not our own perversion.
Me: Welcome to _______, how may I help you this morning? (yeah, my shift had just begun...)
TPC: We need batteries for this.....(woman reaches in purse, pulls out a battery operated vibrator).....can you help me? (tries to hand it to me)
Meavoiding if possible the touching of this hopefully clean device) Uhh, ummm....ye-ye-yeah.....just....just open where the batteries go and yeah, we'll uhh...get the batteries.....i'll be right back....(walks to back room about to cry)
45 seconds later....
TPC: We can't seem to get it open, can you do it for us?
Me: I....I don't....umm....
TPC: What's the matter, haven't you seen a vibrator before?
THEN I LOST IT.....I didnt scream....I just....I freaked.....Cause, I'm not paid nearly enough to touch something that's been in some woman's hoo hoo cha-cha and maybe even some guys you knows.....
Me: Umm...Ma'am...you, you may not see it as I do, but....I'ts kind of awkward...because I don't know where that's been (oh lord, wrong thing to say, here it comes)
Woman: It hasnt been anywhere but my vagina!!!!!!
*END TRANSMISSION*
Long story short? I had to take my lunch early because I nearly fainted from laughing so hard....
People? Do me a favor, next time you go in for a battery, and you feel the need to bring in the device cause you don't know what kind of battery it takes....please, please dont bring it if it's inappropriate....for instance, this nice little happening..::
Me-Unawares Retail Assoc
The Perverted Couple- We knoweth not our own perversion.
Me: Welcome to _______, how may I help you this morning? (yeah, my shift had just begun...)
TPC: We need batteries for this.....(woman reaches in purse, pulls out a battery operated vibrator).....can you help me? (tries to hand it to me)
Meavoiding if possible the touching of this hopefully clean device) Uhh, ummm....ye-ye-yeah.....just....just open where the batteries go and yeah, we'll uhh...get the batteries.....i'll be right back....(walks to back room about to cry)
45 seconds later....
TPC: We can't seem to get it open, can you do it for us?
Me: I....I don't....umm....
TPC: What's the matter, haven't you seen a vibrator before?
THEN I LOST IT.....I didnt scream....I just....I freaked.....Cause, I'm not paid nearly enough to touch something that's been in some woman's hoo hoo cha-cha and maybe even some guys you knows.....
Me: Umm...Ma'am...you, you may not see it as I do, but....I'ts kind of awkward...because I don't know where that's been (oh lord, wrong thing to say, here it comes)
Woman: It hasnt been anywhere but my vagina!!!!!!
*END TRANSMISSION*
Long story short? I had to take my lunch early because I nearly fainted from laughing so hard....
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