Ma name ish ZEKE!!!

[PepperElf]

i don't suppose you're allowed to hang up on him?

Caller ID can be spoofed.

one of my military instructors told us about a secure phone they use to have fun with cos you can use it for both secure (secret) or unsecure (unclass) calls. you can also program the caller ID on it...

I think they programmed it to be the Oval Office. but just to prank call one of the guys in the workshop.

[lwb]

did zeke have a nunavut prefix?

Couldn't have been. There was no mention of "pants"

[nuthing12]

Next time try just these two words and watch how quickly he hangs up:

PAY US

[Hyndis]

I get a very bizarre version of this on a daily basis.


If people have a problem with their computer or want to have something replaced they go to our website and apply for it there. "Apply" is perhaps too strong of a word. Its more like a request and it requires extremely complicated information, like what is your name and what is the number on the product you have. (Hint: its on the sticker.)

After creating the support ticket they then receive an email response, just like what the websays says will happen. They then call us in a furious rage as to why their ticket hasn't been responded to, or why their issue is being ignored.


"I NEED HELP WITH MY THINGY ITS BROKEN AND YOU WONT REPLACE IT I'M GOING TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BEAURU AND I'M GOING TO SUE YOUR ASSES YOU'RE ALSO SENDING ME SPAM EMAILS WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME SPAM WHAT IS THIS EMAIL FOR WHY DID YOU SEND ME THIS EMAIL WHARBRLGARGBL!!!!!!!!!"

"Sir, did you read the email you received? It says your warranty replacement has been approved."

"I GOT THIS EMAIL AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS WHY WONT YOU REPLACE MY THINGY YOU GUYS ARE A SCAM AND A RIPOFF"

"Sir, can you please open the email you received? Can you please read the first few lines?"

"ERR WAIT HOLD ON A SEC LEMME LOG IN....I CAN'T FIND IT....OH THERE IT IS. IT SAYS YOUR TROUBLE TICKET HAS BEEN UPDATED YOUR WARRANTY NUMBER IS PLEASE SEND IN THE FAULTY...oh. *click*"



Daily basis. And yes, they speak in all caps like that. Frequently!