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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostHot Tips
SC: “Did you know Jesus Christ does exist and there’s a way to get a hold of him?”
Look, he may be your savior, but I can assure you the guy that shows up under Broadway station on Friday nights and slips you pot isn’t Jesus.
SC: “Start making burnt offers, like write a prayer on a 5 dollar bill.”
That seems rather obtuse, and expensive. Couldn’t you just get his cell number or something? I mean, he’s Jesus, dude’s gotta have a Blackberry at least. Bet he has a ton of followers on Twitter.
)Source : http://www.ask.com/wiki/In_Your_Dreams_%28novel%29)I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - Joi
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Me: “And what colour would you like?”
SC: “Green ca….car…..caro?…....can...”
Me: “Camo?”
SC: “Yeah!”
*Me: "Pink Camo?"*
Ok, maybe asCF-.look! it's ghengis khan!
Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)
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Quoth zombiequeen View PostSo...did you ever figure out how they were going to pay?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Quoth Duelist925Can I steal? For ze siggy?
Quoth TamaGravekeeper, you should start a blog, and post things like this...Google would end up paying you a fortune. I know tons of people would read the blog, and that would mean...well...
Quoth PanaceaOh my God. I've dealt with this one too. I give my exams online. The online classroom, Moodle, tends to crash during online testing when using Internet Explorer. So I always have the students use Firefox. It's unbelievable the blank looks I get when I tell them to open Firefox . . . they think the Internet IS Explorer.
Quoth Mr HeroI had a dork moment when I read this sentence out of context and thought it was referring to Professor Layton.
Quoth Mr HeroSuddenly the existance of Customers Suck makes more sense. Why else would he set up another forum where we tell him about all our SC's?
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Quoth Taboo View PostIt exists!
Except apparently there is only one serial killer on WoW, which seems like a severe underestimate to me.
...tiny little targets that I love to set on fire!By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.
"What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostSC: “I’m looking for a trailer park.”Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI mean, he’s Jesus, dude’s gotta have a Blackberry at least. Bet he has a ton of followers on Twitter.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostMe: “Good evening, thank you for calling <company> tech support.”
SC: “Is this the Mexican consulate?”
…No. That’s…an amazingly far cry from tech support.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostAsk him if he has Jesus’s email address.
Quoth Gravekeeper View Post... try to puff yourself up to make yourself look larger. Bellow as loud as you can as well, to challenge other males and let nearby females know you are readily available. If any other male objects or even dares look in your direction then run up to them and yell at them while waving your hands in the air to make yourself bigger. If this fails, head butt them until they either back off or you knock yourself unconscious
After you have cleared the room of other males, it is time for courtship. Offer to groom her or try to find a shiny object you can present as a gift.
One of two things will happen here, either complete and utter silence, or again, she may attack. At which point you will have to flee or face a painful demise. However, if you do get utter silence, you must act quickly.
At this point you must attempt a courtship dance. So just throw out anything you can think of. Flay wildly if you have too. You will need some sort of musical accompaniment though. So if you can beat box anything, now is the time.
Quoth Gravekeeper View Post“Look, see?! I’m not stalking you! Here I’ll even walk in front of you instead of behind you, so it’s totally not like a stalker.”
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI demand an explanation for why I’m a dork because you made a mistake. A dork is defined in the dictionary as “A stupid, foolish or inept person”.
Either way, you are correct when you say that this shows that the caller is, in fact, the dork in this equation.
And with that, I am off to the desert (aka Phoenix, aka HOME) for a much-needed vacation. And if I don't kill either or both of my sisters--a very dicey proposition, seeing as before I or the older one have even gotten a plane, both of them are already driving me fucking insane--I shall see y'all again in about a week. Assuming I don't check in during my stay out there. But with all the running around I'll be doing, that is rather questionable.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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