Gender Swap Day!

[Jester]

No, if I told them I'd technically be helping. So I settled for a noise of disgust and hanging up on him. >.>

BOOOO!!!!!

I don't think the term "smart" factors into it in any way shape or form on that line.

I agree. I was merely pointing out the error in your logic. Trust me, I was not comparing these nitwits to myself. After all, I have opposable thumbs.

I meant leaving the entire store in the handles of such a....capable....employee would drive one to drink in rather short order.

Perhaps you are right. But then, do you really think someone dumb enough to l eave someone that dumb in charge of their store in the first place would really have the intelligence to realize what a fucked up decision they had made?

[Andrew B.]

Dear God...it's TIME.

You've received the Secret Signal of the Argon Conspiracy. It's all up to you now.

Good grief, Ben. We tried to do this about a year and a half ago and it failed then. Why do you think it will succeed this time?

[ExRetailDrone]

I'm glad to see that it seems no callers have mistaken you for a female escort this week

SC: “You got that one hoodie though, right? Cus I need it, I need to pay back someone.”

Those mob bosses who oversee the hardcore games of strip poker don't mess around. That person has a right to want to make sure the payment gets there ASAP, otherwise he might find himself in a lot of trouble.

With an annoyingly loud radio in the background playing “I’ve had the time of my life, and I owe it all to you”.

Thanks a lot, now I have that song stuck in my head. I'll probably be humming it as I go to sleep

Me: “Are you calling to place an order?”
SC: “I want to order PANTS!”

Well, you have to admit the girl knows what she wants. I could think of much better things to lust after myself, but then again I live in an area that doesn't consist entirely of my relatives.

$850 worth of pants? Oh my. Why, you must work in a bank! It explains all the ridiculously large orders like this. Northern banks converting their assets into the local currency. See? It makes sense!

Or perhaps that person works for the strip poker mob boss.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

Ah, Transit

Have you ever been in a place where lots of people are talking loudly, such as a party ( or in this case, a Skytrain on Friday night ) and somehow everyone suddenly goes quiet at the exact same time leaving just one guy still talking loudly. And he says something that really he should have kept to himself in public? Such as “And if he asks you to take off your pants, don’t be afraid!”?

Yeah, I just love coming in on the Skytrain on the weekend.

YES!

Our local gaming club has an entire book of these moments.

It all started when one of the girls said, out loud, to a regular "I've never seen you with pants on before!"

[Jester]

"I've never seen you with pants on before!"

I've actually had people say to me on multiple occasions, "I didn't recognize you with clothes on!"

I should point out that I used to hang out a lot at a couple of clothing optional establishments, and actually DJ'd at one for about a year.

[mharbourgirl]

Also, now that I compare that to what appears on screen after I catch my cat on my computer desk. I think my cat may actually speak Inuit and is trying to tell me something.

Your cat may very well speak one or several of the Inuit languages. You never can tell with cats.

But your cat? It's just messing with you, because that's how it rolls. It just wants you to THINK it's trying to tell you something because it likes the look on your face as you try to figure it out.

[Darkforge]

Going out on a limb here, but I am guessing that the back door would require some really NICE pants.

"Nice" pants? from the group that think that the highlight of the fashion year would be if someone discovered a way of adding an MP3 player to a pair of pink camo pants?

nah, I'd do away with the word "Nice" and replace with "brazenly crass"

or, given that they can somehow spend $850 on pants, try replacing with "Expensive" (a $20 buck pair of gym pants won't cut it)

[Jester]

Allow me to rephrase....

The back door would probably require "nice" pants, as in nicer than normal by their standards, whatever the hell those are. Instead of pink camo, perhaps pink camo with extra bling, etc., etc.

[Darkforge]

ahh, so add a playboy bunny logo in diamante on the left ass cheek of the pink camo pants and you can do anything you like...

[Project_Mars]

While i did know a guy named Shannon (Preferred to be called Shane) a Guy Named Melissa sounds like the son of A Boy Named Sue...

Now i wonder if this Melissa is roaming from town to town, hiding his shame while looking for his dad, and he needs XXXX minus XXX for his revenge.