So three people come into The Bar today. They order drinks. As they appear to be 30 or under, I, being a good bartender and obeyer of the laws of the State of Florida, ask them for identification. They produce their cruise ship staff ID's. Hilarity ensues.
"I'm sorry, but I can't accept these for alcohol purchases," says yours truly.
They tell me that those are all they have. I do not doubt them, as I have been told that cruise ships will often hold on to the passports of their staff when they are in foreign ports (these people were not Americans). I don't know if they do this to guarantee that the staff will return to the ship or what, but it sucks for them when they get carded and do not have any proper, i.e., legal identification. I hate this, but this does not mean I am going to sell drinks to people who only have staff ID's. Sorry, sucks to be you, but ain't happening.
The one guy in the group of 3 pulls out a document that, I think, was some sort of immigration or visa document. He starts to explain what it is. Don't know what it is, don't care what it is, as it doesn't matter.
Very politely and apologetically: "I'm sorry, sir, but under Florida law, I can't accept that for alcohol purchases."
One of the women says that they have had no problem before when they've been in the bar. This well may be, but I do not control the actions of my coworkers, nor will I violate Florida law simply because 1. these people claim to have been in here before (unverifiable), and 2. claim that they were served without a problem by someone in here (also unverifiable...and a moot point, as it does not change the fact that they still do not have acceptable ID for alcohol purchases).
I apologize again, but explain that there is really nothing I can do.
At which point the guy, who is apparently the legal eagle in the group, brandishes the visa document and proclaims, "THIS is a legal document."
Which I never questioned. It very well may be a legal document. It probably is. It very well may be valid. It probably is. However....
"That well may be, but it is still not an ID that I can accept for alcohol purchases under the laws of the State of Florida."
To wit, it is not a passport, driver's license, state-issued ID card, or U.S. Armed Forces ID card, which are the ONLY things I can accept as proof of age for alcohol purchases under the laws of the State of Florida, in which I work, selling alcohol. I don't like the law, but it is the law, and I have to work under it.
In other words, fuck off, Your Honor.
None of which I got to (politely) explain to them, as they stormed off in a huff.
For which there was much joy in Mudville.
"I'm sorry, but I can't accept these for alcohol purchases," says yours truly.
They tell me that those are all they have. I do not doubt them, as I have been told that cruise ships will often hold on to the passports of their staff when they are in foreign ports (these people were not Americans). I don't know if they do this to guarantee that the staff will return to the ship or what, but it sucks for them when they get carded and do not have any proper, i.e., legal identification. I hate this, but this does not mean I am going to sell drinks to people who only have staff ID's. Sorry, sucks to be you, but ain't happening.
The one guy in the group of 3 pulls out a document that, I think, was some sort of immigration or visa document. He starts to explain what it is. Don't know what it is, don't care what it is, as it doesn't matter.
Very politely and apologetically: "I'm sorry, sir, but under Florida law, I can't accept that for alcohol purchases."
One of the women says that they have had no problem before when they've been in the bar. This well may be, but I do not control the actions of my coworkers, nor will I violate Florida law simply because 1. these people claim to have been in here before (unverifiable), and 2. claim that they were served without a problem by someone in here (also unverifiable...and a moot point, as it does not change the fact that they still do not have acceptable ID for alcohol purchases).
I apologize again, but explain that there is really nothing I can do.
At which point the guy, who is apparently the legal eagle in the group, brandishes the visa document and proclaims, "THIS is a legal document."
Which I never questioned. It very well may be a legal document. It probably is. It very well may be valid. It probably is. However....
"That well may be, but it is still not an ID that I can accept for alcohol purchases under the laws of the State of Florida."
To wit, it is not a passport, driver's license, state-issued ID card, or U.S. Armed Forces ID card, which are the ONLY things I can accept as proof of age for alcohol purchases under the laws of the State of Florida, in which I work, selling alcohol. I don't like the law, but it is the law, and I have to work under it.
In other words, fuck off, Your Honor.
None of which I got to (politely) explain to them, as they stormed off in a huff.
For which there was much joy in Mudville.

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