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Got blasted out of our goards tonight
You had HOW LONG????
one of my last deliveries tonight. Get to the customers house. HMMMM no light one AGAIN. I knock on the door. Sounds of children but no answer. knock again. lady answers the door.
Me - I have ulsers by now
BDL - brain dead lady
BDL - Can you come inside????
me - no I am sorry but I am not allowed to enter a customer house.
BDL - OK.. UMMMMM How much is the order?
me - $27.87
BDL - OK wait here a moment <closes door>
que sounds of running around, children still crying, lights going on and off. this goes on for 2 minutes (I timed it)
BDL - <comes back to door and opens it> How much is the order????
me - $27.87 <THINKING: same as the last time you asked>
door closes again
que more sounds of running back and forth, children crying, adults talking in very LOUD voices and lights going on and off for another 2 minutes (Yes I timed it again)
door opens again
BDL - OK here is $24 in bills and the rest in quarters
me - <takes bills and coins AND COUNTS it in front of her> I have $26.25 here you are short $1.53
BDL - <blink blink reboot> Oh OK
door closes again
ques more more of the same as described above (time about 1 minute
door opens. BDL dumps another $1.55 in coins in my hand. she gets the order and I leave before I say something stupid.
come one NOW you have had 45 MINUTES to search the couch, raid the kiddies piggy bank and the laundry money. HOW FRACKING hard is it to actually LISTEN to the order total given you on the phone????? # FRIGGIN TIMES you had to ask me for the order total??? WHY WHY WHY??????
you just wasted 5 MINUTES of my time cause you can not get a SET amount of money together.
Why I hate 10 year old
last delivery of the night. get to the door and a 10 year old answers. I read off the order and give him the total $19.24. He grabs some money off a table, looks at it (it is $20 and at least one $1 bill). the little asshole looks at me, peels off TWO $1 bills and hands me the $20, stuffs the $1s in his pocket grabs the pizza and slams the door.
Gee thanks you thieving little bastard. Karma or God WILL catch up to you sooner or later
Another prime example of SC time
I took this order but did not deliver it. the order is for the casino office near the edge of our delivery area.
First of all the person ordering played 20 questions. they finally decide what they want. I give them the total and tell them delivery time is about 55 minutes (the order was placed about 11:15pm and delivery ETA is about 12:10am)
another driver is dispatched on the order and gets to the location about midnight. as soon as the driver walks into the office the person who orders cops a VERY big attitude as in:
WHAT HAPPENED???? WHAT DID YOU GET LOST????? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???? I ORDERED WAAAAAAYYYYYY BACK AT 11 O'CLOCK. WHY ARE YOU LATE????? and so on.
he really did not let the driver get in a word. the driver basically told him that we have been runniing about an hour delivery time for the last 4 hours. the driver also pulled out the ticket and pointed out the order time and the estimated delivery time (which was 10 minutes in the future, but this had little meaning for the person.
to the orderee GET A FRIGGIN acurate watch dumbass and LISTEN when given VITAL information such as the order total and ETA delivery time.
You had HOW LONG????
one of my last deliveries tonight. Get to the customers house. HMMMM no light one AGAIN. I knock on the door. Sounds of children but no answer. knock again. lady answers the door.
Me - I have ulsers by now
BDL - brain dead lady
BDL - Can you come inside????
me - no I am sorry but I am not allowed to enter a customer house.
BDL - OK.. UMMMMM How much is the order?
me - $27.87
BDL - OK wait here a moment <closes door>
que sounds of running around, children still crying, lights going on and off. this goes on for 2 minutes (I timed it)
BDL - <comes back to door and opens it> How much is the order????
me - $27.87 <THINKING: same as the last time you asked>
door closes again
que more sounds of running back and forth, children crying, adults talking in very LOUD voices and lights going on and off for another 2 minutes (Yes I timed it again)
door opens again
BDL - OK here is $24 in bills and the rest in quarters
me - <takes bills and coins AND COUNTS it in front of her> I have $26.25 here you are short $1.53
BDL - <blink blink reboot> Oh OK
door closes again
ques more more of the same as described above (time about 1 minute
door opens. BDL dumps another $1.55 in coins in my hand. she gets the order and I leave before I say something stupid.
come one NOW you have had 45 MINUTES to search the couch, raid the kiddies piggy bank and the laundry money. HOW FRACKING hard is it to actually LISTEN to the order total given you on the phone????? # FRIGGIN TIMES you had to ask me for the order total??? WHY WHY WHY??????
you just wasted 5 MINUTES of my time cause you can not get a SET amount of money together.
Why I hate 10 year old
last delivery of the night. get to the door and a 10 year old answers. I read off the order and give him the total $19.24. He grabs some money off a table, looks at it (it is $20 and at least one $1 bill). the little asshole looks at me, peels off TWO $1 bills and hands me the $20, stuffs the $1s in his pocket grabs the pizza and slams the door.
Gee thanks you thieving little bastard. Karma or God WILL catch up to you sooner or later
Another prime example of SC time
I took this order but did not deliver it. the order is for the casino office near the edge of our delivery area.
First of all the person ordering played 20 questions. they finally decide what they want. I give them the total and tell them delivery time is about 55 minutes (the order was placed about 11:15pm and delivery ETA is about 12:10am)
another driver is dispatched on the order and gets to the location about midnight. as soon as the driver walks into the office the person who orders cops a VERY big attitude as in:
WHAT HAPPENED???? WHAT DID YOU GET LOST????? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???? I ORDERED WAAAAAAYYYYYY BACK AT 11 O'CLOCK. WHY ARE YOU LATE????? and so on.
he really did not let the driver get in a word. the driver basically told him that we have been runniing about an hour delivery time for the last 4 hours. the driver also pulled out the ticket and pointed out the order time and the estimated delivery time (which was 10 minutes in the future, but this had little meaning for the person.
to the orderee GET A FRIGGIN acurate watch dumbass and LISTEN when given VITAL information such as the order total and ETA delivery time.
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