Tweet
...to spite your body. My first ever super-duper sucky person! In my six months of working there, that's a pretty good number~
So we were having Sample Guy show off a new product in our store, Awesome Sauce (No, not this stuff
). He buys the stuff in my line, we talk a bit about the product, and he buys some beef with it, because he's going to cook beef with the sauce. Cool beans, I'm cool with that, and can I stop by and get a sample during lunch? 
Welll...seems the beef has a coupon over there yonder in the meat department. If you buy a thing of Awesome Sauce and said package of meat, you get $1.50 off. It's alright if you're trying to buy both of them anyway, but not my idea of a deal.
Apparently the woman in my line instead got Beef and Awesome SOUP. She shoved the coupon in my face and said that she couldn't find Awesome Sauce anywhere, not even a tag for its location. Well, that's definitely horseshit. Because I checked out the guy who made the samples. I told her so, and she just gives this angry...I dunno. I can't place the proper term for it, but her look reminded me of the world's most Pepper Infused hot sauce. Bitter and angry with no substance or flavor. In other words, she's a damn liar.
Maybe if she was dropped on her head as a child, I'd excuse it as her trying to say there was none left, which would make sense if the sample guy took enough of them.
So I call on my handy-dandy phone and ask if the meat department can get a thing of any of the Awesome Sauces. The lady goes crazy! I could see it in her face that she didn't want anyone going back there to double-check. So I turn on my super-awesome MOD signal at my register and have her toss the crazy at him. Which she also threw at me before he came, but I'll just write it down once.
Crazy Bitch (CB): You should honor this coupon! Where I work at, SuperSuck, if we don't have the product, we do a replacement of the same brand!
MOD: I'm sorry to hear that, but our coupons don't work that way over here. It won't go through unless you have the proper items for the coupon.
CB: That's ridiculous! I can't believe this! I didn't see it anywhere!
MOD: Let me call for someone in the backroom--
CB: No! We're in a hurry! I don't want to wait like ten minutes for you to go into the backroom. -in a scathing tone- You should take ALL those stickers off the meat then! You don't even have the product!
MOD: -scoffs*- I'm very sorry then Ma'am. There's nothing more we can do.
She goes to the reader with her catbutt face to swipe and pay for everything. Before she can do so, her husband just stomps off. Either because he grew some balls and was tired of her attitude, or he wanted the coupon to work. She follows the husband and we don't see them again. I void everything and MOD takes it to the service desk. They left their whole buggy full of groceries over $1.50. MOD looked back there, and found the shelf was completely full of said product. So basically she was fishing for a freebie.
She didn't cut off her nose. She cut off her damn head to spite her body and you can't tell me otherwise.
*It takes a lot for this MOD to scoff, or even show anything besides professionalism. She was so over-the-top even he cracked up.
So we were having Sample Guy show off a new product in our store, Awesome Sauce (No, not this stuff
). He buys the stuff in my line, we talk a bit about the product, and he buys some beef with it, because he's going to cook beef with the sauce. Cool beans, I'm cool with that, and can I stop by and get a sample during lunch? Welll...seems the beef has a coupon over there yonder in the meat department. If you buy a thing of Awesome Sauce and said package of meat, you get $1.50 off. It's alright if you're trying to buy both of them anyway, but not my idea of a deal.
Apparently the woman in my line instead got Beef and Awesome SOUP. She shoved the coupon in my face and said that she couldn't find Awesome Sauce anywhere, not even a tag for its location. Well, that's definitely horseshit. Because I checked out the guy who made the samples. I told her so, and she just gives this angry...I dunno. I can't place the proper term for it, but her look reminded me of the world's most Pepper Infused hot sauce. Bitter and angry with no substance or flavor. In other words, she's a damn liar.
Maybe if she was dropped on her head as a child, I'd excuse it as her trying to say there was none left, which would make sense if the sample guy took enough of them. So I call on my handy-dandy phone and ask if the meat department can get a thing of any of the Awesome Sauces. The lady goes crazy! I could see it in her face that she didn't want anyone going back there to double-check. So I turn on my super-awesome MOD signal at my register and have her toss the crazy at him. Which she also threw at me before he came, but I'll just write it down once.
Crazy Bitch (CB): You should honor this coupon! Where I work at, SuperSuck, if we don't have the product, we do a replacement of the same brand!
MOD: I'm sorry to hear that, but our coupons don't work that way over here. It won't go through unless you have the proper items for the coupon.
CB: That's ridiculous! I can't believe this! I didn't see it anywhere!
MOD: Let me call for someone in the backroom--
CB: No! We're in a hurry! I don't want to wait like ten minutes for you to go into the backroom. -in a scathing tone- You should take ALL those stickers off the meat then! You don't even have the product!
MOD: -scoffs*- I'm very sorry then Ma'am. There's nothing more we can do.
She goes to the reader with her catbutt face to swipe and pay for everything. Before she can do so, her husband just stomps off. Either because he grew some balls and was tired of her attitude, or he wanted the coupon to work. She follows the husband and we don't see them again. I void everything and MOD takes it to the service desk. They left their whole buggy full of groceries over $1.50. MOD looked back there, and found the shelf was completely full of said product. So basically she was fishing for a freebie.
She didn't cut off her nose. She cut off her damn head to spite her body and you can't tell me otherwise.
*It takes a lot for this MOD to scoff, or even show anything besides professionalism. She was so over-the-top even he cracked up.
Or a better term could be a 'sour look'. It's not my fault I like being accurate!
Comment