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Today I decided to present you with some tidbits of the customer's fun way of communicating with their friendly neighborhood state government officials.
1. How can mine be the most patriotic?
The mail room was having somewhat of a competition for a while. We were gathering envelopes as they came in and judging which ones were the most patriotic. So far the winner is the one with the red white and blue eagle check (voided for direct deposit) with a an envelope sealed with not one, but 5 glittery american flag colored stickers and a screaming eagle return address label. They even managed to go out and get a freedom stamp with something patriotic on it.
2. TMI
We recieved a large packet in the mail a few years back. The mail guys brought it to my attention to find out who it went too because I can look those things up. While looking through it for names and SS#s we suddenly realized it was a packet of everything the guy had done to get fired. I guess he liked 'big booty XXX' and 'hot asian 3X' the most. The website names were descriptive enough, but the saved pics were priceless, and they faithfully printed off and sent along everyone of them. The cherry on the top? The company the guy was fired from was a woman's shelter.
3. Proof of income
We requested proof of income. The kind gentleman photocopied and sent back proof of the income paid to him. We now have a photo copy of four 100 dollar bills fanned out hanging on our wall.
That is all for now...
1. How can mine be the most patriotic?
The mail room was having somewhat of a competition for a while. We were gathering envelopes as they came in and judging which ones were the most patriotic. So far the winner is the one with the red white and blue eagle check (voided for direct deposit) with a an envelope sealed with not one, but 5 glittery american flag colored stickers and a screaming eagle return address label. They even managed to go out and get a freedom stamp with something patriotic on it.
2. TMI
We recieved a large packet in the mail a few years back. The mail guys brought it to my attention to find out who it went too because I can look those things up. While looking through it for names and SS#s we suddenly realized it was a packet of everything the guy had done to get fired. I guess he liked 'big booty XXX' and 'hot asian 3X' the most. The website names were descriptive enough, but the saved pics were priceless, and they faithfully printed off and sent along everyone of them. The cherry on the top? The company the guy was fired from was a woman's shelter.
3. Proof of income
We requested proof of income. The kind gentleman photocopied and sent back proof of the income paid to him. We now have a photo copy of four 100 dollar bills fanned out hanging on our wall.
That is all for now...
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