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  • #16
    On Saturday I saw a Chick Tract in the Urinal...

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    • #17
      kitty litter might do the job, then all you'd have to do is sweep it up and toss it, rather than actually 'handle' it directly.

      still, that's...

      why only one ping pong ball?
      look! it's ghengis khan!
      Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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      • #18
        Quoth Racket_Man View Post
        are you sure it was not just a Butterfinger or a Payday bar????

        ****cookies for reference
        Irving Patrick Freleigh No, for the record, it was a Baby Ruth bar.

        oooh I know!!! <raising hand> Call on meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



        Caddyshack

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        • #19
          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
          2.) While keeping flush handle firmly locked in the down position, sing the entire score of H.M.S. Pinafore while the water is sloshing out of the urinal and onto the floor
          It makes me feel so much better when I find people who know G&S. I feel less obsolete.
          "Did you at least ascertain the nature of his curse so that I may know the monstrosity that I face? ... A GIRL? He was... Turned into a girl? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?" -EGS http://egscomics.com

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          • #20
            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
            2.) While keeping flush handle firmly locked in the down position, sing the entire score of H.M.S. Pinafore while the water is sloshing out of the urinal and onto the floor
            A bit of clarification - did you mean "sing H.M.S. Pinafore", or "sing the entire score of the Pirates of Penzance"? I'm sure the subject of your post could do with an introduction to (yes, I know it's a different operetta) the Lord High Executioner. Of course, unlike or , your SC would hardly feel the pain of steel.
            Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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            • #21
              Quoth Kristev View Post
              Absorbants, even flour will work. If that's unavailable, paper towels. Lots of them. I have to deal with a flood in the restrooms nearly every working day.
              As mentioned, kitty litter. Absorbent and fairly cheap.

              Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
              I see that this guy skipped the part about "Put your doodle back in your pants and zip up." That should make him easy to find. Just look for him at the center of the crowd that is pointing and laughing.
              Oh, no, he's hardly large enough to actually stick out, much less be noticed by anyone in the crowd.

              Quoth noone View Post
              It makes me feel so much better when I find people who know G&S. I feel less obsolete.
              Oh, there's quite a few of us hanging about here and CS.

              Quoth wolfie View Post
              A bit of clarification - did you mean "sing H.M.S. Pinafore", or "sing the entire score of the Pirates of Penzance"? I'm sure the subject of your post could do with an introduction to (yes, I know it's a different operetta) the Lord High Executioner. Of course, unlike or , your SC would hardly feel the pain of steel.
              Actually, he likely meant the score of "HMS Pinafore" itself, even if it does have a brief cameo in "The Pirates of Penzance." Speaking of, did you know the movie version with Rex Smith, Linda Ronstadt, and Kevin Kline is out on DVD finally?

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              Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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