I'm a dude... and another good story.

[Rantsylvania 6-5000]

Hey, how many SC's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Seriously though, that's so cool! That's what he gets for helping himself! You should set up a few "bait pens" throughout the store!

[RayvenQ]

Hey, how many SC's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they expect you to do it for them