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  • #16
    I certainly agree with that, tollbaby.

    Really, it's the ones that pretend like it's the first call every time that I was speaking of.

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    • #17
      Quoth Jester View Post
      For some reason, that reminds me of my Darth Tater. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Filearthtater.jpg (And is it me, or does Darth Tater look scared?)
      It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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      • #18
        3000 minutes in a month?!?

        Ok, math time!

        Assuming she's awake for 16 hours a day, and we'll call a month, 30 days. So, that's 480 hours of daytime and 3000 minutes works out to 50 hours or 9.6 hours a day!

        Seriously! WTF?! This person clearly has issues.

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        • #19
          This reminds me of an episode of My Wife and kids, i think that's the name.

          Any way, the father's daughter is just old enough to drive, by not without a surperviser (has a permit.)

          She gets mad that her father wont let her just drive down the street to so and so's with who's it what's it.

          The father, mother, youngest daughter and her friend go out for ice cream, leaving the older daughter and their son behind. The daughter has the bright idea to take her father's really nice expensive sports car out to a local pizza joint to meet friends while they are out. Of course, planning to get back before they all get home.

          Fast forward to the father and mother coming back from ice cream. They play eye spy with the younger daughter and friend, when father "spies" his sports car at said pizza joint. He gets the bright idea to "steal" his car and take it home. Making his daughter think her dad's car is stolen, and he comes home right after she gets home to get her into so much trouble. Or so he thought.

          Daughter rushes home after thinking car is stolen, tells her brother (who is named after the father) and he calls the police pretending to be the father.

          Police find the car in front of their house as soon as the father is getting out of it to go inside. He gets arrested because they believe the son to be the "owner" and the father to be the "theif."

          And that's what this reminds me of.
          I can only please one person a day, today isn't your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

          When someone asks you a stupid question, give them a stupid answer.

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          • #20
            Tried?

            Quoth Caractacus_Potts View Post
            . I did what I felt was natural in that situation, put my hands up froze and tried not to pee my pants.
            I noticed your choice of words

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            • #21
              My ex was once pulled over, in is own car, for suspicion of auto theft.

              Seems that a long-hair driving a nice convertible was too suspicious to not harass.

              ^-.-^
              Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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              • #22
                Just to state the obvious:

                It took Dumbella how many months, and how many thousands of airtime minutes, to figure out the cell phone doesn't work in her house?

                And where in the contact she didn't read does it say it will work in her house?
                "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                • #23
                  Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                  Seems that a long-hair driving a nice convertible was too suspicious to not harass.
                  Not the first time. Not the last time.

                  True story that I think I've told here before: when I was 17, I worked at a restaurant, and one night, I was there rather late (I think about 2 am). So I'm riding my bicycle home, and a cop pulled me over. He asked me what I was doing out so late, and I told him, and that my parents were fully aware of this. (The curfew laws allowed minors to be out after legal curfew if they were going to/coming from a job and their parents were aware of it.) After I convinced him that this was the case, I asked him why he had pulled me over anyway. He told me that there had been some robberies in the area. So, what made him think I looked like a thief? I was wearing ripped jeans and a concert shirt. "So, you're pulling over slobs then?" He laughed about that one.

                  But it's true. A thief wearing a tie will be stopped far less often than an honest man with long hair or certain clothes.

                  "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                  Still A Customer."

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                  • #24
                    I have utterly shitty reception in my dorm room...I basically have to be sitting in the window sill.

                    Wow is she a dumb-bunny.
                    "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
                    "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
                    Amayis is my wifey

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                    • #25
                      What does one have to do to get 20 officers to their location? Even if she was driving at was pulled over on a felony stop for some reason (Possible if they thought it was stolen), I can't see 20 cops unless they ran from them for extend length of time.

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                      • #26
                        Some posts in this thread are going into Fratching territory (profiling, etc). One has already been removed. We've been having a lot of people mistaking CS for Fratching lately, including many people who should know better. Any more such posts and this thread will be closed and infractions issued.
                        "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

                        RIP Plaidman.

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                        • #27
                          One possibility: did something dumb within view of a doughnut shop. Just sayin'...

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