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So, as you may know, I have not been in the best of moods due to my plans for next year being well and truly…well, fucked haha. But I have been trying to keep my chin up and get on with things, and have already started sending out CVs to other schools in the area, in the hope something may come up.
I was working in the office, when an exercise class was running out in the hall. Two ladies left the class to go for a cigarette break (who does that?!?!). They walked past my desk, and spotted the dreaded little silver bell. One of the ladies giggled “Huh! Huh!” and started pounding on the bell right in front of my face.
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
I removed the bell from the desk.
Me: Please don’t do that.
L: Hmph! Don’t take yourself so seriously! It’s not like what you do is important!
They left the building, and walked off campus to have a cigarette.
I decided this would be the best time to have a nice wander around the corridors! I simply paced the building for about ten minutes or so, dropped off a few memos, prepared a few things for my class in the morning, and went back down. The two women were locked out, pushing on the buzzer frantically. I let them back in.
L: Where did you go?! We needed you to let us back in!
Me: Oh, I’m sorry. I thought what I did wasn’t important.
Her face went so red it almost turned purple.
Better Late Than Never?
A local clinic in town was running a birth control class for teenagers, teaching them about contraception. I buzzed a girl in. She looked around eighteen.
G: I’m here for the birth control class?
She had three children with her. A newborn baby, a toddler, and a little boy who looked around four years old. I doubt very much that she was their babysitter.
I was working in the office, when an exercise class was running out in the hall. Two ladies left the class to go for a cigarette break (who does that?!?!). They walked past my desk, and spotted the dreaded little silver bell. One of the ladies giggled “Huh! Huh!” and started pounding on the bell right in front of my face.
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
I removed the bell from the desk.
Me: Please don’t do that.
L: Hmph! Don’t take yourself so seriously! It’s not like what you do is important!
They left the building, and walked off campus to have a cigarette.
I decided this would be the best time to have a nice wander around the corridors! I simply paced the building for about ten minutes or so, dropped off a few memos, prepared a few things for my class in the morning, and went back down. The two women were locked out, pushing on the buzzer frantically. I let them back in.
L: Where did you go?! We needed you to let us back in!
Me: Oh, I’m sorry. I thought what I did wasn’t important.
Her face went so red it almost turned purple.
Better Late Than Never?
A local clinic in town was running a birth control class for teenagers, teaching them about contraception. I buzzed a girl in. She looked around eighteen.
G: I’m here for the birth control class?
She had three children with her. A newborn baby, a toddler, and a little boy who looked around four years old. I doubt very much that she was their babysitter.
Classic pwnage there. Absolutely classic. I love it.
Indeed! Great pwnage!
I love it when the arrogant get their due!
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