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  • #16
    Quoth xx_wolfie_xx View Post
    There are apps available for android phones for that specific purpose
    o.O

    ...Bwuh?! Really??
    "I am nothing if not an equal opportunity asshole." -Gravekeeper

    "F**k you and your tie." -Jester

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    • #17
      There are thousands of perfectly good vibrators that do their jobs in many ways--some that are MUCH cheaper than your average cellphone, and some that, well, REALLY do the job and are well above the basic cellphone rate.

      But, you can't return 'em. You can try selling them at a yardsale, but you'd do better on Craigslist, with the right description.

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      • #18
        There's also apps for that for the ipod/iphone. Yech.

        And who would ever buy a used vibrator? Gross!
        "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
        -Mira Furlan

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        • #19
          Quoth Ghel View Post
          And who would ever buy a used vibrator?
          I don't want to know, but plenty of people think that's a possibility, judging by the number of them donated when I worked at Goodwill.
          Unseen but seeing
          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
          3rd shift needs love, too
          RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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          • #20
            Just so you know.... http://www.imserba.com/forum/11-14-purring-kitty-vibrator-mobile-phones-j2me-t101612/

            NSFW btw...

            You're welcome
            -Wembley
            Originally Posted by edible_hat
            (also, wouldn't lube work better in a f***ing machine?)

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            • #21
              Quoth NorthernZel View Post
              Dunno what is the saddest - the incident itself, or that the SC involved didn't know there are USB appliances available for that. NFSW if you want to google that.
              I didn't know that women (at least some women) did that in front of the computer.

              Quoth xx_wolfie_xx View Post
              There are apps available for android phones for that specific purpose
              Mrs. IA's response to that bit information was: "Yuck!"
              "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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              • #22
                Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                Mrs. IA's response to that bit information was: "Yuck!"
                And yours?

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                • #23
                  OMG.... in gallons,STAT!
                  I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                  Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                  Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                  • #24
                    Is there an app to get a condom on your phone?
                    My Guide to Oblivion

                    "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

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                    • #25
                      i can already see the warning label.
                      "for external use only"
                      printed right on the side of the phone.
                      There are only two rules of tactics: never be without a plan, and never rely on it.

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                      • #26
                        Quoth Yarnil View Post
                        And yours?
                        My reaction was: "It doesn't surprise me." I've been around way too much technology.
                        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                        • #27
                          Quoth xx_wolfie_xx View Post
                          There are apps available for android phones for that specific purpose
                          Sounds like a spoof commercial.

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                          • #28
                            Aaaah, that would be Apples' newest creation...the "IFrig"

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