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Quoth Jester View Post...Megan Fox should be giving me nightly lap dances that involve Canola Oil used in ways not intended by its manufacturer....but that's not gonna happen either.
...:"All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"
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Who would want a redneck asshole that got beat with the ugly drunk stick ten-fold. He got what he deserved and way to go on pwning him!I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09
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Quoth Sheldonrs View PostYou can call me Megan if you want to.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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Luckily those regulars have kept coming back. They knew he was trouble so they left before anything happened. They are pretty smart about not starting shit in the bars they like to frequent.
As for the redneck, I got a call from the Front Desk asking if I would handle a phone call for them. Guess who it was?
Redneck's wife called to contest a charge on her card from the hotel. Her husband had been kicked out of the bar yet he still had been charged for the beer he didn't finish. Because we had charged him for something he didn't drink she wanted us to clear the whole tab. I explained to her that if you get kicked out of a hotel bar when we have your credit card on file we have the right to charge for what was in front of you whether you were able to finish it or not. She asked me why he was kicked out. I couldn't tell her due to confidentiality agreements, but I was able to say he was intoxicated. I told her if she wants to fight the charge she would have to get in contact with the DO and only he would be able to reverse the charge. The guys tab was well over $300 because he was buying drinks for other volleyball coaches in the bar. The GF didn't get any drinks because she kept refusing them, so probably another reason he was pissed off.
Anywho the DO referred the incident to corporate and the corporate lawyers spoke to the lady and told her that because he had been kicked out of the bar that there was nothing they could do. Even they couldn't tell her why he had been kicked out. She decided to drop the issue. Smart lady. Now if only I could tell you the real reason he got kicked out.The only good thing to come out of religion is the music. -George Carlin
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I've had a full day to digest this all, and the "good money" line just keeps getting funnier, as in, are the hundreds of other people in the hotel paying some kind of "bad money" to stay there? Like, are they paying with Monopoly money and sea shells?- They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.
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I was just thinking about the 'good money' line too. My thought was, I should hope you're paying with good money. If you're not, those nice men in the dark suits would like a word with you.Question authority, but raise your hand first. -Alan M. Bershowitz
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Quoth Argabarga View PostI've had a full day to digest this all, and the "good money" line just keeps getting funnier, as in, are the hundreds of other people in the hotel paying some kind of "bad money" to stay there? Like, are they paying with Monopoly money and sea shells?
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I'm under the impression that you can't say what he did but from watching lawyers on tv my logic is this, can't you just say "There was allegations of X" kind of like reading the crime times that states, all people pictured are innocent until proven guilty, and you pretty much figure BS, they did it.I'm sorry reading is not a new concept it has been widely taught in our nation for at least the past 100 years. Please, learn to do it CORRECTLY before you become contagious.
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Quoth Draco View PostIs it just me, or does anyone else think it would have been tempting to, when explaining to the wife that she's banned, the circumstances that led to such?
Quoth winzall View Post. Even they couldn't tell her why he had been kicked out. She decided to drop the issue. Smart lady. Now if only I could tell you the real reason he got kicked out."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
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"Yeah, you paid good money to stay here, and they're paying good money to drink here. What's your point?"
Anybody who says anything like, "Well, I'm paying good money to <fill in the blank>, therefore YOU have to do whatever I say!" needs a good kick in the beans at least once a day.I have a map of the world. It's actual size.
-- Steven Wright
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I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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