Mr Wang's DooDoo (GROSS!!!)

[XCashier]

I sincerely hope that Mr. Wang's credit card was maxed out paying for the damages. Personally, I think he should've been arrested, as well, for destruction of property and anything else that can be added.

Some people...their mindsets just baffle. Seriously, who would think that sort of behavior is even remotely acceptable?! Yeah, yeah, look at the name of the site, but really, this goes so far beyond "sucky" that a word has yet to be invented to describe it.

I hope R and C got some sort of hazard pay for this as well. That's going above and beyond.

[LillFilly]

"No, I'm not a gastroenterologist. But I DID shit at a Holiday inn last night!"
My new signature. Thank you Sheldonrs!

The description of the mess did make me throw-up a little in my mouth.

[Kristev]

I clean for a . . . living, and if I had to clean that up, I'd demand double-pay.

[Kogarashi]

I wouldn't mind if anyone I said it to wouldn't know that I'm (more or less) insulting them.

Don't use German, then. My friends and I joke that German sounds like an insult even when you're complimenting someone. French and Spanish, on the other hand, sound sexy no matter what you say.

[redleg]

Hey, you know me.

Always wanting to know how to learn to say different things in different languages.

I wouldn't mind if anyone I said it to wouldn't know that I'm (more or less) insulting them.

i know a few interesting Arabic phrases along that line. working on trying to learn some similar phrases in Korean and Tagalog.

[senor boogie woogie]

I am an American who lives in China. Chinese people are very nice, sweet people. A lot of them are also crazy and live in their own universe. It's kind of hard to describe them.

I have my own story, a little bit similar.........

I took a tour to Hainan Island, a tropical Chinese island, which is due east of the nation of Vietnam. I was with about 10 other Chinese people, who were taken by a tour company to see the sights, try to get our money in shopping trips and taking us to dinner.

We had dinner and it was mostly seafood and junk, not anything I haven't had before. I felt fine at dinner, drank maybe a bottle of beer, food was OK, good times. My plan was to see the city of Sanya myself after dinner and was looking forward to the walk. Mu original plan was to drop off my bag and walk straight back out.

When, I got to the room, I felt fine. But literally after about 5 minutes got a stomach ache like eating too much food. I decided maybe I did and decided to lie down. Then I got sick. Not to be graphic, but it came out both ends, vomiting and defication, basically diarrhea. The poor bathroom got the brunt of it and it also got on the bed, which necessitiated me changing the sheets and all that. Like I said, I was sober at the time and it wasn't my fault but some poor maid will have to clean up the mess.

Went downstairs the next morning thinking that all of the people in the group would be sick and none of them were. I sort of wanted people to be sick because I disliked the tour operator (she was basically a bitch) and wanted her to get into trouble. No such luck. There were a lot of oldsters on the trip, they were all fine. Maybe because I was a foreigner and probably got a germ from the dirty kitchen that they have an immunity for.

As we left the hotel for out next destination by bus, the bitch tour operator came back and told me that I needed to pay 50 Chinese Yuan (about $5 USD then) for damage to the room, with the again, condescending bitch's tone made it sound that it was my fault. I argued the point that it was the restaurant that made me ill, and I drank a half bottle of watered down Chinese beer, (I'm fat, like Chris Farley Tommy Boy big) and I got sick as soon as I arrived to the room. But unfortunately, I was the only one sick with no witnesses to back my story, so I gave up the money. If my wife was there with me, I would of told her to buzz off. But I was on vacation and one doesn't want to ruin it.

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Before I ran away to China, I worked at a riverboat casino called the Ameristar in Vicksburg, Mississippi. I worked on the second floor of the boat and then went downstairs on break, usually to sit outside and have a smoke and talk to the guys. Then after break, my habit was to hit the bathroom because I was a casino dealer and I would not be allowed to be off my post for another hour.

Had my smoke with the guys when they were chuckling about someone in the men's room who had an "accident" in the bathroom we all used. So I went in to see. The poor man was in the stall and he more or less crapped ALL OVER himself. Shit on his legs, a turd on the floor, his clothes and socks soiled. Poor guy was standing up (all I saw was his shoes, socks and legs), and did not say a word. Neither did I. A lot of times people play the slot machines and do not want to leave them because they feel that since they pumped it full of money that the payout is the very next pull and if they walk off to the toilet, someone might steal "their machine".

Good times. Not.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Chinese people are very nice, sweet people. A lot of them are also crazy and live in their own universe.

So... basically, just like us, then?

[Der Cute]

That is some nasty ass shit.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

That is some nasty ass shit.

What you did there. I see it.

[Imogene]

[QUOTE=XCashier;882363this goes so far beyond "sucky" that a word has yet to be invented to describe it.
[/QUOTE]
Are you sure about that? One just popped right into my head at that denial... "Shitty"...

[Andara Bledin]

NSFW
Dang nabbit... http://www.youswear.com/ doesn't has that phrase.

It's properly "dag nabbit," as popularized by a certain cartoon company.

There's also "dad gummed," which is a colloquial spoonerization for "god damned."

And my old boss was fond of "crimenetlies."

^-.-^

[Marmalady]

It makes me wonder what he's used to back at home.

I told my mother about this, and she told me that when her uncle had lived in China he'd had an 'amah' (think that's how it's spelt). When he came home rather the worse for wear, as he did reasonably often , he would simply strip everything off, bundle on his robe (if he was capable of that much) and crash out on his bed.
When he woke up all his clothes would be clean and pressed (I'm talking pristine condition here) and any unfortunate 'events' between the front door and the bed would have been dealt with as though they had never happened.

Whether domestics like that still exist in China, I have no idea, but maybe they do, if that's what Mr Wang was used to.

[BeeMused]

It's properly "dag nabbit," as popularized by a certain cartoon company.

There's also "dad gummed," which is a colloquial spoonerization for "god damned."

And my old boss was fond of "crimenetlies."

^-.-^

Oh! I stand corrected!

[Tama]

Seriously...

Urgh. The thought is still...