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Quoth Grrrrrrr
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Headache powder... No wonder they didnt know what they needed, you didnt call that one
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Oh please. Everybody knows you stick 'em in your ear.Quoth Mr Hero View Post
Honestly, up your ass? How do you come up with this stuff?
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If they had said "powders", then BC or Goody's would have been my first guess...but just plain "powder"? No. "Powder" the movie, maybe?Quoth Yarnil View PostHeadache powder... No wonder they didnt know what they needed, you didnt call that one
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Trust me. You can do both. LOL!!!Quoth Tama View PostNah, I'm shoving 'em up my butt...
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And then they'll really be up shit creek.Quoth mharbourgirl View PostOnly themselves. Because the minute you turn your back on them they'll EAT it. Problem solved. "One box of potassium cyanide powder, coming right up!" Oh wait, you need a permit to buy THAT powder, so... um... yeah, go with baby powder. Maybe corn starch.
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The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.Comment
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Only for checking to make sure they'll pass through that opening later, unlike billiards balls?Quoth Sheldonrs View Post"I call murder on that!"Comment
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So what is the most embarrasing condition you would use a powder for? In a loud voice, announce "oh, then you must mean "embarrasing condition" powder, you'll find "embarassing condition" powder in Aisle 7, which is where we keep powders for "embarrasing condition". Unless of course you mean "second embarrasing condition" powder? In that case, "second embarrasing condition" powder is in Aisle 9. Etc. for as many embarrasing powders you can think of (for stinky feet, body odour, femaile baldness, bodily insect manifestations, whatever you can come up with).Quoth Grrrrrrr View Post
Madness takes it's toll....
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Oh, how awesome it would have been to direct the powder assholes to the Ortho Ant Poison.
It's powder. It's also toxic and smells so bad the first can I ever opened caused me to spontaneously start dry retching into the shrubbery.Comment
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