Cable Customers: Random Comments

[Caractacus_Potts]

Oh remotes are ok but tvs are wrong eh?

Well, remotes only have batteries and those aren't going to kill you.

[Bad Pun Warning]

Screwing with a TV can kill you!

[Caractacus_Potts]

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C: I can get along w/ the devil if he talks sensible to me.

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I've actually heard someone use that expression before.

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C: My name is Mr. Prim, but not proper…

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Something I might do if my last name were Prim.

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C: Now listen, Miss, if you tell me I need to reboot my cable box, I’m coming through the phone & I’ll bite your leg!

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I've been in the Ouroboros infinite loop of "please reset the cable box" before but I never threatened to bite a CSR's leg over it!

[telecom_goddess]

What is it you 2 have against transvestites? they are people too you know

I hadn't even thought of it that way!

[bainsidhe]

Some of these would make great T-shirt slogans!

[AnaKhouri]

For some reason the first caller made me laugh. I could imagine this conversation...

Maybe he was hoping to start an Abbott and Costello-esque sketch.

That's probably Mr. Primm's standard joke for everyone. Did you ask him how Lyle the Crocodile was?

[Kisa]

I think that one guy was Hannibal Lecter.... O.O
Or a PMSing girl with serious anger problems.
Or maybe someone wanted a taste of that chicken leg you were eating but forgot how to ask nicely