I know that there are a lot of very small-minded people out there, but in my job, I'm shocked when I see them. See, most people who can afford to buy the yarn we sell (which is very pricey) are fairly affluent people. And while affluent women aren't, on the whole, less small minded than other people, they do tend to be better about hiding it when they are, at least in the progressive town where I live.
So this lady really shocked me.
She came in, first off, implying that we'd given her moths. Now, those of you who don't knit or crochet don't understand how serious an accusation this is. Wool moths, if unleashed in a knitter's stash, will destroy it. And we knitters tend to accumulate spare skeins of silk, cashmere, and other expansive fibers.
... And if the moths get into our sweaters and fine lacy shawls that took months of our lives to make?
So anyway, that was how she opened.
SC: I got a skein of yarn from you, and I think it gave me moths.
Me: *shocked* What? Ma'am, are you sure? We only stock major brands of yarn, and most of the major companies are very careful to treat their wool for moths. Can you tell me which yarn you suspect gave you the moths?
SC: No, I did. It was... it was this yarn here.
(She picks up a skein of Peruvian wool from a large company.)
Me: Ma'am, that yarn is from a pretty large company. I can't imagine that they would stay in business if they were in the habit of shipping wool with moths in it.
SC: But I know it was this yarn!
Me: Is it possible that you bought some handspun from a local dealer around the same time? I know that there's a person who has sold tainted yarn to a couple other customers.
SC: Yes, but it wasn't that yarn! It was this one. *she lowers her voice* See, I looked on the label, and saw that the yarn is made in Peru. See? It's Peruvian wool. And I was thinking...
Me: (I know where this is going. No one lowers their voice like that in an empty room unless they're about to say something they know they shouldn't say.) What is it you were thinking?
SC: Well, you know. Since it comes from Peru...
Me: *archly* No, ma'am. I don't know. Why is this important?
SC: Never mind.
After I essentially called her on what she was about to say, she took her bigoted self OUT OF MY STORE. You know what she was going to say? She was going to say that since Peru is such a nasty, dirty country, of COURSE any yarn spun there would come back with all sorts of parasites. The yarn she bought that was spun in the good old US of A? Not a chance. It must have been the nasty Peru yarn.
So this lady really shocked me.
She came in, first off, implying that we'd given her moths. Now, those of you who don't knit or crochet don't understand how serious an accusation this is. Wool moths, if unleashed in a knitter's stash, will destroy it. And we knitters tend to accumulate spare skeins of silk, cashmere, and other expansive fibers.
... And if the moths get into our sweaters and fine lacy shawls that took months of our lives to make?
So anyway, that was how she opened.
SC: I got a skein of yarn from you, and I think it gave me moths.
Me: *shocked* What? Ma'am, are you sure? We only stock major brands of yarn, and most of the major companies are very careful to treat their wool for moths. Can you tell me which yarn you suspect gave you the moths?
SC: No, I did. It was... it was this yarn here.
(She picks up a skein of Peruvian wool from a large company.)
Me: Ma'am, that yarn is from a pretty large company. I can't imagine that they would stay in business if they were in the habit of shipping wool with moths in it.
SC: But I know it was this yarn!
Me: Is it possible that you bought some handspun from a local dealer around the same time? I know that there's a person who has sold tainted yarn to a couple other customers.
SC: Yes, but it wasn't that yarn! It was this one. *she lowers her voice* See, I looked on the label, and saw that the yarn is made in Peru. See? It's Peruvian wool. And I was thinking...
Me: (I know where this is going. No one lowers their voice like that in an empty room unless they're about to say something they know they shouldn't say.) What is it you were thinking?
SC: Well, you know. Since it comes from Peru...
Me: *archly* No, ma'am. I don't know. Why is this important?
SC: Never mind.
After I essentially called her on what she was about to say, she took her bigoted self OUT OF MY STORE. You know what she was going to say? She was going to say that since Peru is such a nasty, dirty country, of COURSE any yarn spun there would come back with all sorts of parasites. The yarn she bought that was spun in the good old US of A? Not a chance. It must have been the nasty Peru yarn.
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