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Quoth MoonCat View PostI am a longtime Granny Weatherwax fan. And Nanny Ogg, of course!
Loved that pic, Jester. Those are some kick-ass tights you got there!
Oh, and as to that.... interesting pic...
Quoth Jester View PostOh my friends, I have barely scratched the surface of creative ways I could make SCs disappear. Not only am I a magician, but I am also an avid reader of books about serial killers.
Ponder that for a bit, dearies.
You're also not the only one with that hobby.What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper
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Quoth Jester View PostAnd before anyone says, "This thread is useless without pictures," let me assure you we did take pictures. Now, we weren't allowed to take any inside the polling place, but I got a few amusing shots outside of it, including the one below.The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.
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Quoth Jester View PostNew Orleans
Then again, if you did so during either Carnival or Fest season (it is currently the latter), you'd get bombarded with people asking you to which parade organization you belong
Love the outfit tho, Jester!"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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Quoth MoonCat View PostLoved that pic, Jester. Those are some kick-ass tights you got there!
Quoth mharbourgirl View PostOh, and as to that.... interesting pic...
Quoth mharbourgirl View PostJester, you say that as if it's strange and unexpected. After seeing that pic, no, no it isn't.
Quoth mharbourgirl View PostYou're also not the only one with that hobby.
Hmmm...I do believe that is the first time I've ever used the word "askance" conversationally.
Go me.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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I never really understand dressing properly for jobs. I think mostly because all of my "nicer" jobs (University Switchboard, Hotel Front Desk, Museum Tour Guide) I tended to wear nice tops with either dressy skirts or nice jeans. I'm not a huge fan of dress pants, but no one ever complained about my jeans.
On the other hand, when I worked at the movie theatre, a grocery store, Wally World. I always had to wear a t-shirt and dress pants. It always confused me. I couldn't wear jeans because it was unprofessional, but they had me in T-shirts.
Anyway, you should dress for your gigs as you feel is appropriate for the venue. Though, maybe they should have a giant roll down poster of you for Wednesday nights saying something like "Jester the Magician"Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.
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I am going to slightly disagree with you in that I do feel a business has the right to tell its employees how to dress, within reason. Part of my agreement with the restaurant is that I do, in fact, dress business professional, something we both thought was appropriate for what I do. Just as the toy store has no issue with my dressing more casual, as long as I don't wear anything inappropriate (such as wearing my t-shirt that says, "And for my next trick I'll need a condom and a volunteer").
At my bar, I wear shorts and a t-shirt from the bar, but that is what they have decided is the appropriate uniform for employees. I love it, of course, as that is my normal mode of dress, but as it is their business, it is their right to decide how their employees will appear to the public.
In my professional life, I have worn some interesting things for work, everywhere from a full tuxedo to a pirate costume to quite literally nothing at all. Hey, what can I say? I have an interesting life!
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Jester View PostI know I'm not. But a lot of people still look at me askance when they discover this particular hobby/interest of mine.
Hmmm...I do believe that is the first time I've ever used the word "askance" conversationally.
Go me.
As for the area of interest, yes, people do think it's strange. So what? I like getting inside peoples' heads, figuring out what they're thinking and why. You know how little kids go through a phase of asking 'Why is (the sky blue, for example)?' I never got over that phase, and figuring out why people do and say and think the things they do is right at the top of my list of things to spend my mental energy on. Then again, I never claimed to be even remotely normal.What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper
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