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  • Little zing of the day

    I'm leaving work. I have no apron, I have no name tag, I have food in hand.

    SC: Excuse me.
    Me: Yeeees?
    SC: there's a really long line for wraps. can you make some?
    Me: sorry sir, I'm too busy fing off.
    SC:
    SC's friend:
    me:
    "Did you at least ascertain the nature of his curse so that I may know the monstrosity that I face? ... A GIRL? He was... Turned into a girl? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?" -EGS http://egscomics.com

  • #2
    Kudos to the friend for realising that it's the end of the day and that you're LEAVING (or on break if that's what he saw it as).
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

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    • #3
      I'm not sure if I would have reacted the same way you did. Seems kinda harsh. I get where you're coming from though.
      To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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      • #4
        I love how preemptive that reply was, though.

        When it comes for the big "f^ck you!" You get to say "Sorry, already did. Better luck next time."
        SC: "Are you new or something?"
        Me: "Yes. Your planet is very backwards I hope you realize."

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        • #5
          Quoth Mr Hero View Post
          I'm not sure if I would have reacted the same way you did. Seems kinda harsh. I get where you're coming from though.
          I've gotta agree with this.

          THAT said, the level of entitlement with some people is amazing.
          "You are beginning to damage my calm."

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          • #6
            Quoth Mr Hero View Post
            I'm not sure if I would have reacted the same way you did. Seems kinda harsh. I get where you're coming from though.
            I said it in the politest voice possible, so if I hadn't been cursing, it would have been rather acceptable. at least I hope.
            "Did you at least ascertain the nature of his curse so that I may know the monstrosity that I face? ... A GIRL? He was... Turned into a girl? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?" -EGS http://egscomics.com

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            • #7
              He's probably going to complain about you and then get free food out of the deal. Or something.

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              • #8
                I love it! Kudos! No, it may not have been polite, but sometimes polite and subtle just doesn't get the point across.

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                • #9
                  definitely; it should have been clear she was off the clock, yet major dickface decided the retail slave should stop drop and roll up some wraps because he's waaay too important to wait his turn.
                  look! it's ghengis khan!
                  Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                  • #10
                    *nods* Hey service people don't have anything like a REAL life..everybody knows that.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth mikoyan29 View Post
                      He's probably going to complain about you and then get free food out of the deal. Or something.
                      It's a college dining hall. You swipe in with your card, and eat all you want, so technically, he already paid at the beginning of the year.
                      "Did you at least ascertain the nature of his curse so that I may know the monstrosity that I face? ... A GIRL? He was... Turned into a girl? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?" -EGS http://egscomics.com

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