You need to tell a Manager!

[charred]

My hoes have never been sharpened. I never ocurred to me that I should sharpen them. Oh well, something else to do when I get around to it.

Wh...now jus...yuh...

Nevermind. Not touching it.

[Jay 2K Winger]

See, I generally like my hos to be softer--

Wait. You mean GARDEN hoes.

...Your Honor, I'd like that first comment stricken from the record.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Guy comes into the restaurant I was working at for an interview. He's about 20 or so. As the manager is taking him through the kitchen on the way to the office, prospective SCW looks at the deep-fryer and says "Hey! Is this oil?"

...And proceeds to stick his entire hand into the 450 degree oil before anyone would have been able to stop him, even if it had occured to us that someone could be so stupid.

*slow blink*

ummmm.... I actually had to read that three times to make sure I understood what it said.

There just aren't even words for this kind of stupidity.

I can think of four off the top of my head:

Future Darwin Award Winner

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Guy comes into the restaurant I was working at for an interview. He's about 20 or so. As the manager is taking him through the kitchen on the way to the office, prospective SCW looks at the deep-fryer and says "Hey! Is this oil?"

...And proceeds to stick his entire hand into the 450 degree oil before anyone would have been able to stop him, even if it had occured to us that someone could be so stupid.

Hey look! A wood chipper! I'll just stick my head in here, and....

[Stryker One]

So, the dumb ho got a dull ho?

[Eireann]

Oh, good God... just how bad WAS the injury? Did it lead to amputation?

[Miss Maple Leaf]

...And proceeds to stick his entire hand into the 450 degree oil before anyone would have been able to stop him, even if it had occured to us that someone could be so stupid.

But....he....what....GAH!

Why would he do that?!? Why why why?!? That's just, I can't even process it! *Brain goes boom*

I know someone who's done some pretty idiotic things in his life (such as touching one of the stoves in the fast food joint he works at with his finger just to see how hot it really was) but even he isn't that brainless!

Oh my effin' god.

[hinakiba777]

"Hey! Is this oil?"

...And proceeds to stick his entire hand into the 450 degree oil before anyone would have been able to stop him, even if it had occured to us that someone could be so stupid.

....NO! No, how can anyone.....

BY THE POWERS THAT BE THAT BOY IS STUPID!!!!

I hope he wins a Darwin Award! His faulty genes should not move forward!