Money for nothing and your chicks for free.

[ahanix1989]

Biggest 'computer tech' pet peeve:
"It gave me some sort of error... something about memory"
If you're gonna ask me about an error, write down the exact error, as well as what you were doing. Was it idling? Were you playing WoW? Were you watching porn? What?

And no, I don't need you to write down the static text like "We are sorry for the incovenience", as well as all of Windows' options it gives you. I just need to know what the error was.

[tollbaby]

You really shouldn't water a viola. Unless you want it to grow into a cello.

*dies* by far, the funniest thing I've read/heard all day

[UncleImpy]

I feel your pain, man. I have to make a point when I leave work to take my MS badge off, because God forbid I stop in the grocery store to pick a few things up and someone sees that badge....or even worse, I want to go by Game Stop and check out the new console or PC games. Eeeek!

"Hey, you work for Microsoft? I've had this problem with Windows...."