If this was a common thing, I'd recommend keeping an old sewing machine under your desk.
"You need stitches?" *Hauls old rusty beast of a sewing machine onto the table* "Sure, we can fix you up. You've had your tetanus shots, right? Needle is a bit rusty."
"You need stitches?" *Hauls old rusty beast of a sewing machine onto the table* "Sure, we can fix you up. You've had your tetanus shots, right? Needle is a bit rusty."
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