$$The Dollar Lady$$

[Kogarashi]

I'm thinking she has confused "store" with "vending machine"

Or, rather, confused "store" with "bank" or "mint."

If the store were a vending machine, all her change would be in coinage.

[mattm04]

We get people like that all the time where I work. It's mostly the older folks too, one time when I was cashiering (before becoming a full time floor person) I had an old man actually try to stick his hand in my register to pull a nice crisp five out, I nearly freaked on him and told him to NEVER put his hand in my drawer again, he had the nerve to get all huffy and complain, my supervisor had to tell him he could have gone to jail for that before he shut his fat mouth. Some people are so weird about money.

I had a old lady try that once. She reach to supposedly point to a better bill, getting about 6" from the money by the time I slammed it shut.

LP and the MOD got involved, the drawer was countered and video reviewed. After that the SC got their change, using the crappiest bills MOD cold find and was escorted out by LP.