Directory snippets, with swearing

[nicolecj]

I maintain that Welsh is not an actual form of human communication, but rather an incredibly elaborate joke the people of Wales have been playing on the British for centuries.

Bwahahaha!

I have a friend from Shopeshire (did I spell that right?) and he always complained that you can't go anywhere in the british isles without a team of translators...

He especially got befuddled by Welsh because of all the double letters and slurs. Beautiful language, but I am still holding out for them to put a 'J' in their alphabet.

That being said, I hate the english 'Margeret' but love the welsh 'Mererid' - again not sure of the spelling, but the name is pretty.

[Cerys]

We don't need no stinking 'J'

('Shropshire', btw.)

I maintain that Welsh is not an actual form of human communication, but rather an incredibly elaborate joke the people of Wales have been playing on the British for centuries.

Okay - who blabbed?

[Jay 2K Winger]

What goes through these jerks' minds?! (I know what I'd like to put through his mind... )

Nah, see, there's a good possibility he'd survive that. Not necessarily be anything less than a vegetable, mind, but still survive.

No, I'm thinking a metal spike, driven SLOWLY straight through the middle of his forehead.

A blunted spike, too, so it would hurt more.

[Cerys]

In retrospect, I'm more annoyed that I didn't spot it sooner than I did, as opposed to pissed off at him. At least he was bothering people who wouldn't be scared by him, rather than some poor lady in her own home.

[PepperElf]

SO: Oh, good - I've never met a real live goblin before.

ROFL. Bloody awesome!

[XCashier]

Nah, see, there's a good possibility he'd survive that. Not necessarily be anything less than a vegetable, mind, but still survive.

No, I'm thinking a metal spike, driven SLOWLY straight through the middle of his forehead.

A blunted spike, too, so it would hurt more.

Yeah, but there isn't a smiley for that here.

[Tama]

Could just go with something simple.

[Geek King]

Okay - who blabbed?

The Welsh, from what I understand, which isn't much, being in Welch, and all.

[Cerys]

B'dum tish