I can't even think of a name for this jerk

[rose_metal_nz]

I can. I shall call him John. Not because John is in itself a bad name, or that I have anything against people named John in general. No, there are two reasons I shall dub him thusly. The first is because one of my least favorite people on the planet has that name. And the second is because a john is where you will find loads and loads of wretched, odiferous shit. Which makes it a fitting name for this moron.

Isn't there a scene that says just that, at the end of Mel Brooks' Robin Hood Men In Tights?

[Kristev]

That male just steals the cake. Impoverished people have a right to eat, too! Excellent counter-statement, by the way. And by the way, he has a name: The Reversed King of Swords.

[NateTheChops]

The Reversed King of Swords.

King of Cups works there too. Having no control of his situation he must lash out at others to feel good about himself.

[PepperElf]

Isn't there a scene that says just that, at the end of Mel Brooks' Robin Hood Men In Tights?

That's what I was thinking of... and I think my bf picked up a copy of it recently too.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Isn't there a scene that says just that, at the end of Mel Brooks' Robin Hood Men In Tights?

The lines are as follows:

King Richard: [taking Prince John's crown] You are no longer worthy to wear this sacred symbol of authority.

Prince John: Oh please have mercy on me, brother. It wasn't my fault. I got some really bad advice from Rottingham.

Crowd: [coughs] Bullshit! Bullshit!

King Richard: Brother, you have surrounded your given name with a foul stench!

King Richard: [to the crowd] From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as... johns!

Crowd: [cheers]

Prince John: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

King Richard: Take him away! Put him in the Tower of London! Make him part of the tour.

[Jester]

Isn't there a scene that says just that, at the end of Mel Brooks' Robin Hood Men In Tights?

As someone else pointed out, apparently there is. I say "apparently" because, while I saw that movie, I found it to be one of Brooks' worst offerings. I didn't laugh, didn't find it funny, and was stunned at how bad it was. What made it worse was that this was a film by the comedic genius that gave us Blazing Saddles, To Be or Not To Be, and other brilliantly funny flicks.

I actually wanted my money back after sitting through this waste of celluloid.

King of Cups works there too.

I was thinking more along the lines of "Kind of Two Girls, One Cup." Just saying.

[chainedbarista]

yes, kisa; well played. i prefer a well mannered customer, regardless of looks, etc. to the type that feels superior to everyone.

she paid, she's eating, leave the woman alone already.

[RootedPhoenix]

I'd rather hang out with the lady than that awful man.

I've BEEN in the same situation as that lady before. Thanks for not being judgmental. *gives plate of cookies*

[tropicsgoddess]

Awesome job on pwning that douchebag! I guess he didn't know the saying to not judge a book by it's cover.

[wolfie]

All I can say is Karma hates guys like him. Someday, he could (and very well might, with his attitude) be in that woman's shoes.

And I hope his feet are a lot bigger than hers. Tight shoes hurt like hell.

[Brojekk]

I'd rather hang out with the lady than that awful man.

I've BEEN in the same situation as that lady before. Thanks for not being judgmental. *gives plate of cookies*

I totally agree. I'd rather have that lady as a customer. Homeless or not..I really wish more people were like her.

[bedwards87]

we have a guy come into our Taco/Chicken place like that woman. He clearly never cuts his nails and has a long scraggly beard. But he is one of the nicest customers you would ever meet.

[EricKei]

King Richard: [to the crowd] From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as... johns!

Dammit IA, you beat me to it ^_^