Quoth draftermatt
For all the ignoring my mom did with on certain ailments, she was pretty good at giving accurate diagnosis of stuff, and treating it well. Just god forbid we ever had to get picked up from school in the middle of the day due to sickness/injury. She used to work nights, so she was not someone to be messed with if she got woken up suddenly. Best was when I hurt my finger in gym class. At first I thought I just jammed it really badly. But when I let go of it I couldn't move it above the top knuckle, and it would just kinda fall foreward, it made a perfect (yet painful) L.
Went to the nurse, and the nurse thinks I jammed it, and I'm arguing with her that I think I might have broken it, it's obviously not just a jam. After all, I can't move part my finger and it hurt hundreds of times worse than any jam I'd ever had. She relents and calls my mom, telling her that I jammed my finger. You could hear my mom on the other end of the phone, obviously quite annoyed "You woke me up because he jammed his finger?!" The nurse told her I think I did something worse to it and want to go to the doctor. My mom finally agrees to come and pick me up, and I'm now frightened because she thinks I got her out of bed because of a simple jammed finger. She shows up later, obviously not in a good mood, takes one look at my finger and says "Damnit, we have to go the doctor. That is not just a jam. You're lucky. I would have killed you if it was just a jammed finger. I had JUST gotten to sleep when they called me." I had popped the tendon off my finger.
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