I work at Johnny Jim's sandwich shop, my town was wrecked by a tornado a month ago.. So places were offering to feed tornado victims for free, and for a few days after the storm, we gave out free sandwiches (Mainly because the power was out and we would rather have the food eaten than have it just spoil).
This woman comes in and orders a bunch of sandwiches, she balks at the total and says
SC: But I'm a tornado victim!
Ok, I have no way of knowing that nor do I know if you are telling the truth.
Me: Sorry, we don't offer any assistance to tornado victims, there are several programs that can give you food and everything you need.
SC: I'm already in those
Well then you should have access to food
SC: So am I going to get those for free?
Me: No, sorry
SC: But I'm a tornado victim!
Yes, you've mentioned that already.. I've been here for 12 hours slinging sandwiches, I am in no mood for crap.
Me: Here are your options.. You can pay fro the sandwiches, or you leave without them.
SC: Fine! You've just lost my business!
At Johnny Jim's our policy on that is "If you don't like our food or prices, fuck you! Go eat somewhere else!"
This woman comes in and orders a bunch of sandwiches, she balks at the total and says
SC: But I'm a tornado victim!
Ok, I have no way of knowing that nor do I know if you are telling the truth.
Me: Sorry, we don't offer any assistance to tornado victims, there are several programs that can give you food and everything you need.
SC: I'm already in those
Well then you should have access to food
SC: So am I going to get those for free?
Me: No, sorry
SC: But I'm a tornado victim!
Yes, you've mentioned that already.. I've been here for 12 hours slinging sandwiches, I am in no mood for crap.
Me: Here are your options.. You can pay fro the sandwiches, or you leave without them.
SC: Fine! You've just lost my business!
At Johnny Jim's our policy on that is "If you don't like our food or prices, fuck you! Go eat somewhere else!"
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