This one happened when Drewbie was still working with me. We were working late night drive thru when a SC came to the window STINKING of beer. He wore a beer (and sweat) stained shirt and mountain dew boxers. He had his wallet on his lap and was tying to pull out a few bills. He was obviously smashed and seemed to move in slo mo.
Me:
Drewbie: Nice boxers man!
Smashed Customer: Huuuhhhh?? Oohhhh. Thannkkssss.
He even talked in slo mo.
SC: I thoughtt I'd go commaannnooo todayyyy.
Me:
Drewbie:
Umm. Ok then. Not how you go commando drunkie drunk. Anyway, he paid and slowly put his wallet away. Right after he took his wallet off his lap, Drewbie's eyes got real big and he took a step back.
Drewbie:
Me:
Drewbie: Can you see that?
Note: Drewbie has about a foot on me height-wise, so he can see on a different level.
Me: Nooooo....
Drewbie: Good....cuz this guy's dick is hangin outta his boxers!!! It's nasty as hell!!!
Me: >.< ewewewew
Drewbie: And small as hell too!
Me: too much info thanks...
I gave him his food and he drove away (in slo mo) unaware of how much skin he was revealing. I wonder if he got pulled over?
Cop: Sir have you been drinking tonight?
SC: Weeeelll....
Cop: *looks down* Nevermind sir..... I got all the proof I need.
Me:
Drewbie: Nice boxers man!
Smashed Customer: Huuuhhhh?? Oohhhh. Thannkkssss.
He even talked in slo mo.
SC: I thoughtt I'd go commaannnooo todayyyy.
Me:
Drewbie:
Umm. Ok then. Not how you go commando drunkie drunk. Anyway, he paid and slowly put his wallet away. Right after he took his wallet off his lap, Drewbie's eyes got real big and he took a step back.
Drewbie:
Me:
Drewbie: Can you see that?
Note: Drewbie has about a foot on me height-wise, so he can see on a different level.
Me: Nooooo....
Drewbie: Good....cuz this guy's dick is hangin outta his boxers!!! It's nasty as hell!!!
Me: >.< ewewewew
Drewbie: And small as hell too!
Me: too much info thanks...
I gave him his food and he drove away (in slo mo) unaware of how much skin he was revealing. I wonder if he got pulled over?
Cop: Sir have you been drinking tonight?
SC: Weeeelll....
Cop: *looks down* Nevermind sir..... I got all the proof I need.
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