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    SC: what time do ya'll open?
    Me: 655am e.t., sir.
    SC: No you don't! Now again: WHAT TIME DO Y'ALL OPEN?
    Me: um...I...we open at 655 eastern standard time sir...
    SC: IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LIE TO ME GET ME A SUPERVISOR!
    Me:...sure.

  • #2
    Yeah, I think an employee would know the opening time a bit better than some random jerk customer....

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    • #3
      "If you already know, Sir, then why do you need to ask? Thank you for calling." *click*

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      • #4
        Sounds like he has a fetish for people in positions of power lying to him
        "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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        • #5
          So... if he knows what time you open well enough to call you a liar, then why is he calling to ask? what an - lets call him interesting - what an 'interesting' fellow.
          "I've put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant, and that's the only way of insuring one's immortality."
          - James Joyce

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          • #6
            Damn I never knew there were so many sc's in the bottled water/water dispenser world.....christ on a stick.
            https://www.youtube.com/user/HedgeTV
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            • #7
              Quoth AquaGirl View Post
              SC: what time do ya'll open?
              Me: 655am e.t., sir.
              SC: No you don't! Now again: WHAT TIME DO Y'ALL OPEN?
              Me: um...I...we open at 655 eastern standard time sir...
              SC: IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LIE TO ME GET ME A SUPERVISOR!
              Me:...sure.
              "It doesn't matter, sir, because any time that you call us, we will be closed." Click.
              When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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              • #8
                Quoth nicolecj View Post
                So... if he knows what time you open well enough to call you a liar, then why is he calling to ask? what an - lets call him interesting - what an 'interesting' fellow.
                My bet: He was having an argument about opening times with someone more intelligent then him. He was going to prove his point by calling and got proven wrong, which is, of course, impossible. The only explanation is that everyone is lying to him.

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                • #9
                  Quoth AquaGirl View Post
                  SC: what time do ya'll open?
                  Me: 655am e.t., sir.
                  SC: No you don't! Now again: WHAT TIME DO Y'ALL OPEN?
                  Me: um...I...we open at 655 eastern standard time sir...
                  SC: IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LIE TO ME GET ME A SUPERVISOR!
                  Me:...sure.
                  "That's not when we open? MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE!!! *sobs* "
                  "You are beginning to damage my calm."

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