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  • #16
    As someone who has NEVER watched Doctor Who...

    I have had an epiphany...

    So THIS is why they make sense of having to change actors every few years.
    My Guide to Oblivion

    "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

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    • #17
      You mean each regeneration wipes his memory of how thick the human race can be? Makes sense....

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      • #18
        Quoth NateTheChops View Post
        I think if the Doctor had companions like her, he'd have said fuck Earth around the end of his fourth body.
        I'm not sure he'd have gotten past the first. Smart man, the Doctor. Not one to suffer fools.
        They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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        • #19
          Quoth Blade_Raver View Post
          Have your pub display a sign that reads "You must be this at least this smart to order food here." Then play a video of someone not being a sucky customer ordering food.
          ...And make sure that the customer in the video makes a point of leaving their cell phone in their pocket ... >_>

          THAT'S ILLEGAL!
          ...Are you allowed to just break down and laugh uncontrollably at people who say stuff like this? I mean, widespread communal ridicule is the only way people this thick can possibly ever learn...
          "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
          "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
          "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
          "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
          "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
          "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
          Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
          "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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          • #20
            Quoth morgana View Post
            Protege, I you! Perfect response!
            Hehehe I was wondering if someone would get that
            Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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